Coke Zero is pretty good, regular Coke is way too sweet (and from what I understand, the American version is even sweeter than the European one), and Pepsi is vile. There, solved it. The war is over.
It's important that I gain weight and develop diabetes from the correct brand of fizzy sugar water manufactured by a multinational corporation that exploits water sources to the detriment of local communities.
When I go to Olive Garden and order Cherry Coke, they give me grenadine in Coke. They also give me breadsticks, for free. I will trust Olive Garden with my life.
You're not a real fan of Coca Cola fan until you've mixed an eight ball into a 2-liter of sugar cane recipe to taste the original mixture
It's a little known fact that olives grow on trees, so really there's no such thing as an olive garden, and therefore it's impossible to eat in one. It should be an olive grove or maybe an olive orchard but olive garden just sounds dumb. That's not a real thing.