Fun ITT we post random movie quotes out of context

Bats frighten me, Alfred. I want my enemies to share my dread.

 

You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?

 

Where's his glasses? He can't see without his glasses!

 

I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the emperor's groove.

 

Uh-oh.
Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
Yep.
Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Most likely.
Bring it on.

 

How did you get here before us?
Um...how did we, Kronk?
I don't know. By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.

 

Pull the lever, Kronk … WRONG LEVER!!!!! …. OK, why do we even have that lever?!

 

Leeverage, says you.

 

I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. "But doctor..." he says "I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

 

He is no magician now, but the king's poor clown.

 

And I know funny. I'm a clownfish.

 

With fronds like these, who needs anemones?

 

Just keep swimming swimming swimming

 

It's a megalodon.

 

Clever girl.

 

They remember.

 

Oh there you are, Peter.

 

Peter Pan the avenger is back.
And the Hook is waiting.

 

What would the world be like without Captain Hook?

 

James T Kirk. The quintessential devil in such matters.

 

We’re devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me hearties, yo ho.

 

"Drinks are on the house!"

 

Why's the rum gone?

 

Here's the beer. Here's the entertainment. Have fun - that's an order.

 

They're thirsty in Atlanta
There's beer in Texarkana