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and started squawking for "Brains!"

 

Because, y'know, they had none.

 

the porgs became hyper intelligent,

 

from assimilating other lifeforms. They

 

aimed to be the only

 

avians allowed full equal rights.

 

The crows took exception. "We

 

are superior and assimilation-resistant."

 

Until the porgs assimilated them.

 

"Resistance is futile", they chorused.

 

They then did a musical

 

to assert their dominance and

 

control over the whole Galaxy

 

. Or, at least downtown Coronet.

 

From Coronet, they could control

 

themselves like a damn adult

 

On Spice. Which wasn't really

 

what they expected as suddenly

 

the Spanish Inquisition appeared, using

 

Imperial mind probes as a

 

Drug mules. The Porgs said

 

'they fly now!" as the

 

pizza was delivered to IATI's

 

mission control room where porgs

 

were controlling missions and stuff.