1,001 Ways to kill a Droid

Here's a list of things on killing droids:
1. Splice some wires to short circuit while its powered down. Then turn it on.
2. As soon as it exits it's oil bath light it on fire.
3. Hit it with your speeder.
4. Shoot it with Death Star cannon.
5. Let it try to calculate all of the factors of Pi.
6. Put it in a trash compactor.
7. Hire a assasin droid.
8. Pull out it's photo-receptors and point it towards a cliff.
9. Program some offensive Wookie language and leave to make some coffee. (Expect sparks)
10. Throw it out the window of your speeder on Coruscant.

I hope you can add to this an really get us to 1,001 ways to kill a droid.

 

11. Order it to throw itself off a cliff.

 

12. Thermal Detonator

 

13. Have it start a Droid Revolution

 

14. Blow up the droid army control ship.

 

15. team it up with a surly astromech and watch it blow its circuits trying to deal with it.

 

16. Send in Jar Jar...

 

17. Circuit Wedgie

 

Lock it in a room with C3P0

 

19. Umm... Tell it to shoot itself?

 

20. Send it off to the spice mine of Kessel.

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21. Smash it into who knows what!

 

22: Stab it with a lightsaber
23: Force Lightning
24: Throw it out the window with Mace Windu
25: Have a clone-trooper shoot at it
26: Darth Sidious's commands "All droid units must shut down immediately."
27: Write it in THX-1138 universe and watch George Lucas write it out of the plot

 

28. Send it outside of the ship to fix the shield generator while the Trade Federation is shooting at the ship.
29. Have it serve as a protocol droid in Jabba's Palace.

 

30. feed it to the Rancor.
31. feed it to the swamp creature on Dagobah.

 

32. Force it to watch endless re-viewings of "Showgirls" and "Gigli".

 

33. Make it tell Han Solo the odds ... over and over and over again.

 

34. Use-a da Booma!
35. Try to run it using Windows Vista

 

Install Windows.

 

37. Install Anti Virus software.

 

38. Have it access 'dodgy' online websites.

 

39: Dance Naked in front of it.

 

40: Don't "hold your fire" when no life forms are on board.

 

Connect it to a DSL cable, start downloading things, wait till it overloads his memory. That'll sure kill'im.

 

42. Hand him over to Jabba the Hutt...
43. Leave him in the Geonosian Arena with the Feared beasts...
44. Tell it to Try to infiltrate Sebolto's Death Stick Factory
45. Let Guardulla the Hutt's Krayt Dragon on it...
46. Leave it in one of Malastare's Forests to get destroyed by one of its deadly inhabitants...
47. Let it go wandering out in the Dune Sea towards the Sarlacc Pits...
48. Let and angry Tusken on it with a Gafferdi Stick
49. Tell it to go and have a test drive in a Podracer

 

50. put an explosive restraining bolt on it and fire it out of a catapult.