Saga 5 No Longer - Luke and Leia Turn 6 - By KSA(_2)...Chocolate and Meat!

This is the mighty KSA posting. I lost my password, so I'll be posting under this account uuntil I can find my old password.

Title: 5 No Longer

Author: KSA or KSA_2. It's the same person.

Summary: It's Luke and Leia's 6th birthday. Anakin, Padme, Obi-Wan and others battle obnoxious kids, differing tastes in cakes, and jealous siblings as they try to give the twins a happy birthday.

Cast: Padme Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Luke Skywalker, Leia Skywalker, Siri Skywalker, Han Solo, Mara Jade, Ren Furj, Lize Hecti, Yoda, Mace Windu, Siri Tachi, Jobal Naberrie, Sola Naberrie, and Jesk Onoto.

Time: 7 years after Episode II

Notes: This is AU and a half. Siri Skywalker, Ren Furj, and Lize Hecti are all characters created specifically for this story (though they may appear in other stories I write). Jesk Onoto is a character I made for a fanflm. He makes cameo appearances in some of my stories. I am writing Han Solo as a 6-and-3/4-year-old and Mara Jade as a 5-and-1/2-year-old.

This universe belongs to the god in flannel, not me. I do not get anything off this except the reward of making people happy. I am not St. George. I'm just a storyteller.

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5 No Longer
By KSA or KSA_2, Who Are The Same

Chapter 1, Part I ?Morning at the Skywalkers?

Padme rose at 0600 hours. She slipped out of bed, put on a robe, and looked out the window of the apartment. The city (and planet) of Coruscant was quiet at this early hour, but in only an hour or two, the lanes would be crowded with humanoids and aliens.

She sighed as she thought of the busy day ahead of her. How come it?s always the busiest when you have no time? She mused. Of course, the reason you have no time is because you?re busy, her logical side reasoned.

She turned back to her snoring husband. He never believed her when Padme told him he snored. ?If I snore, why can?t I hear it?? was his favorite response. She even had checked with Obi-Wan to see if Anakin had snored when he was Obi-Wan?s padawan. Yep. Didn?t matter. Anakin was Anakin. That?s why she loved him.

Most of the time. There were times when she wanted to wring Skywalker?s neck, but it usually led to cuddling and the like. So sometimes he provoked her to specifically get the snuggles. Of course, all he had to do was ask, and she was his?but Anakin said it was a lot more fun the other way.

Anakin stirred. He flipped over on to his other side, putting his arm where Padme?s hip had been minutes before. He woke up, realizing his partner wasn?t there. He jumped in panic before noticing his wife was standing next to the window. He hopped out of bed and came to stand beside her.

?Hello, Angel. What you up to?? Anakin said, kissing the top of her head and placing his long arms around her. She leaned into his embrace. She looked up and smiled. Then she kissed him on the chin.

?Nothing much, Ani. That?s the only time all day I?ll be able to say that you realize, but?? She trailed off.

?I?m up to preschool!? A little voice called from the doorway. The two adults spun around. Fortunately, Padme had tied the sash on her robe.

Little Siri Amidala Skywalker stood at the door to her parents? room, rocking back and forth with her thumb in her mouth.

?Good morning, precious!? Padme said, scooping her 4-year-old daughter up into her arms. ?What are you doing up so early?? Usually she couldn?t get her children out of bed with a crowbar.

?I had a bad dream, woke up, and Leia said I shouldn?t wake her and Luke up, that it was your job to wake up, and that I should let them sleep!? Siri finished with a red face. She tended not to take a breath when she spoke, and this time was no exception. She seemed to think that it would interrupt her thoughts and that she wouldn?t be able to speak again.

?Did Luke say anything?? Anakin asked, putting a robe on and joining the two of them at the table.

?Yep! I didn?t understand it though!? Siri shrieked. And could she shriek. Wow.

?And what did he say, Siri?? Anakin continued. Siri then made a noise tha

 

Oh gosh this is so cute


I am soooo looking forward to more

 

Aww! That's so sweet, and so cute! Don't post a tease, post a chapter, if you're so willing. You portray your characters well.

 

Very cute! Good characterization!!!

 

Thanks to all! I especially am grateful for the "that's good characterization"s. Thank you. It's what I'm aiming for.

Without further adu, as readers have requested it...

A tease.

I know. it's all I got. Look for it Friday.

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She immediately went face-first into the bowl.

Anakin shrugged as Padme gave him a look. The Now I have more to clean up! Thank you so much, oh darling husband!

?You?re welcome!? Anakin said brightly. The result was a dish towel right in the kisser. He then used that kisser to peck Siri on the cheek before engaging in battle with his twin children.

 

Awww, it's so cute! This sounds like it's going to be funny.

Siri's theory on not taking a breath when she's talking is adorable. Actually, Siri just sounds adorable in general. I can't wait until the twins and Han show up.

 

Sorry for the wait. I wrote just about Moby Dick and then I switched from Mac to more advanced MAc and lost it. Plus shcool is unique.

Here's a post that might satisfy readers temporarily.

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Chapter 1 Part II

?Yick!?

?Come on, Siri??

?No, Daddy! Oatmeal is yucky!?

Anakin sighed. ?I?ve tried the podracer needing to get in the hangar bay, the oatmeal gives you super powers, and the Force! I give up! The kid won?t eat!? Anakin placed the spoon of oatmeal back into the bowl. He caught Padme?s eye and winked.

?She can?t eat oatmeal! I mean, if she can?t eat oatmeal, what can she eat? She won?t be able to eat toast or cereal or cookies or chocolate!?

Siri looked shocked. ?Why, Daddy?? What she was thinking was pretty clear. No chocolate?

?Yeah, all that?s made out of oatmeal.?

Siri looked horrified for a moment, then her eyes danced in a way that only a Skywalker?s could. ?Chocolate for breakfast?? Siri looked so happy. She immediately went face-first into the bowl.

Anakin shrugged as Padme gave him a look. The Now I have more to clean up! Thank you so much, oh darling husband! look.

?You?re welcome!? Anakin said brightly. The result was a dishtowel right in the kisser. He then used that kisser to peck Siri on the cheek before engaging in battle with his twin children.

Anakin walked down the hallway and knocked on the bedroom door to his children?s room. ?Luke? Leia? You in there??

When there was no answer, Anakin burst through the door.

?Up an at ?em! Come on! Sooner you?re up, the less gray hairs on mom?s head!? Anakin called.

No answer.

Anakin went with the ?you can?t eat breakfast if you?re asleep? tactic.

?How will Padme and I manage to eat that huge pile of eggs and sausages without help?? Anakin licked his lips. ?And I even convinced her to cook?real?meat!?

Anakin could have sworn he saw Luke?s lips twitch, as if he was trying (and failing) not to smile.

Anakin knew that Luke loved nothing more than meat. Leia was like her mother, queen of the tofu-eaters. He rolled his eyes. I?ll never understand why that woman won?t eat meat. It?s not like her father won?t?

Anakin laughed as he remembered the time Ruwee had slipped some triskcock meat into his salad, meat that Anakin himself snuck into the Naberrie house. He had brought in quite a bit of food that the Nubian (most frequently women) deemed immoral to eat.

Then Ruwee had made the mistake of throwing up. While there was triscock in his mouth. Boy, was there hell to pay for that one!

Too bad that it was a lie and that he and Luke wouldn?t get their meat!

What is that woman coking anyways? Anakin wondered. He quickly checked with the Force. Great. Toast without butter or jelly, milk without chocolate, and muja juice without pulp! How does Padme survive?

Then Luke decided he needed that food. He popped out of bed like a blaster shot, and zipped off to the bathroom to dress.

Leia was a different matter entirely. She revealed her consciousness by covering her head with her pillows.

Anakin heard Luke?s scream. ?DADDY SAID THERE WAS MEAT!? Anakin grinned. Padme would remember the tactic.

You?re mine, Leia!

?Ooh! I?ve never seen a 9 legged spider!?

That did it. She was off like Corellian cruiser.

?MOOOOOOMMMY!?

He grinned as he thought about the lecture Padme would give him. He sighed as he realized Leia wouldn?t sleep well for days.

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I know that's small. Bear with me.

 

Hey! New post Wednesday! I can't decide what to tease you with, so you must wait.

 

Sounds like the Skywalkers are a real family! Great job!

 

Nice story KSA_2.

 

Great and funny story!

~*Mariana*~