5 Star Wars lines that should sound dirty but ain't (humor)

I read this in my new EGM. This is just hilarious! post any others if ya can think of them!!!




1. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
2. It's possible he came in through the south entrance.
3. Look at the size of that thing!
4. Let's blow this thing and go home!

(number five is the best )

5. Luke, at that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?


EV Edit: We have a much larger thread on this very issue. JMO posted a link today to said thread, so check that out.

 

When Star Wars had innocence!

 

Don't forget.

"Get in there you big furry oaf! I don't care WHAT you smell!"

 

Pull out Wedge, you're not doing any good back there.

 

don't forget Yoda's "Size matters not"

 

I have you now!

 

"The testicles are large, with this one."

 

"Get on top of it!"
"I'm trying!"

Oh, man, last time my friend and I were hanging out, we had each other rolling on the floor in hysterics picking out all the SW lines that had some kind of sexual thing to it. haha!!

 

Read this thread to see many, many more.

 

I always thought it was kinda ironic that in ANH, Luke is falling for Leia while Han is callin her sister ('not this ship sister', etc.)


anyways, you can't forget "I have felt him, my master."

 

I always thought it was funny in Return of the Jedi, Palpitine has Lukes saber, he looks at him and says.

"You want this, don't you?"

 

I'm glad you guys like my post.


"She's gonna blow!"

"It's a negative. It didn't go in."