50 Cent makes no Cense

I was just listening to "Piggy Bank" by 50 Cent, and I don't understand! He said "I'll do you lil ass like J did Mobb Deep." First of all, who is Mobb Deep? Why are there two b's in Mobb? And the important question, who is "J"? Jam Masta J? Mary J Blige? This is why I hate rappers! They don't make any sense.

 

I say, Eminem and 50 Cent wouldn't know a proper lyric if it crawled up their asses and brought them to orgasm through prostate stimulation.

Here's a gramatical curiosity from 50 Cent's "Wanksta."

'We in the club doin' the same ol' two-step/Guerilla unit/Cause they say we bugged out/Cause we don't go nowhere without toast.'

Now you listen to me, Mr. Cent. You want to make it in this business? LAY OFF THE DOOBIE!... Stewie for Governor!

 

Now this is why rap sucks.


Happy Easter

 

JediWarrior posted on 3/27/05 9:25am

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I say, Eminem and 50 Cent wouldn't know a proper lyric if it crawled up their asses and brought them to orgasm through prostate stimulation.

Here's a gramatical curiosity from 50 Cent's "Wanksta."

[i]'We in the club doin' the same ol' two-step/Guerilla unit/Cause they say we bugged out/Cause we don't go nowhere without toast.' [/i]

Now you listen to me, Mr. Cent. You want to make it in this business? LAY OFF THE DOOBIE!... Stewie for Governor!
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LOL

 

I say, Eminem and 50 Cent wouldn't know a proper lyric if it crawled up their asses and brought them to orgasm through prostate stimulation.

 

Now 50 cent is trash. I mean no doubt about it. But you can't generalize and say all rap is trash. Unless of course you mean mainstream rap, then for the most part, it is all trash.

Gone is the creativity ,self expression/awareness that rap could have ever had in the mainstream. It's all been watered down to "killing people/banging chicks without rubbers/ and sellin rocks." Which is only because people actually LIKE it.


I'll never get mainstream music.

 

50 Cent makes no Cense

He does make plenty of cents though, and as we all know, in rap logic: cents > sense.

 

"I'll do you lil ass like J did Mobb Deep." First of all, who is Mobb Deep? Why are there two b's in Mobb?

You... You're joking right?

 

'We in the club doin' the same ol' two-step/Guerilla unit/Cause they say we bugged out/Cause we don't go nowhere without toast.'

Now you listen to me, Mr. Cent. You want to make it in this business? LAY OFF THE DOOBIE!

With "lyrics" like that...Mr. Cent is not smoking enough doobie.

and as we all know, in rap logic

Mortimer....I'm disappointed in you. You know better than to put rap and logic in the same sentence.

 

If anyone hasn't realized that this is a joke, they should be hung by a noose composed of their entrails. That is all.

 

Jay Z once compared himself to Erenesto "CHE" Guevera.

"I done came through the block in everything that's fly
I'm like, Che Guevara with bling on, I'm complex
I never claimed to have wings on"

What I dont understand is how a rapper who made all his money with Capitilism is comparing himself to a Guerilla Socialist.

Stupid people


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Rock on!

 

Rap is teh suxorz.

 

That's rap for you. You don't have to make much sense to make much ¢ents.

 

joehahn000 posted on 3/27/05 11:15am

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Jay Z once compared himself to Erenesto "CHE" Guevera.

"I done came through the block in everything that's fly
I'm like, Che Guevara with bling on, I'm complex
I never claimed to have wings on"

What I dont understand is how a rapper who made all his money with Capitilism is comparing himself to a Guerilla Socialist.

Stupid people [face_plain]


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Rock on!
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Name me three country musicians who could even tell you who "Che" Guevara was and what country he was from and maybe you'll have a point there.

 

Well... I dont listen to country and not mainstream rap. Some underground stuff is ok though.


I could probly name 3 country singers who know who he is.

And are you trying to infer that since I don't like (mainstream)Rap, that I like Country???

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Rock on!

 

Name me three country musicians who could even tell you who "Che" Guevara was and what country he was from and maybe you'll have a point there.

Everyone around Jay Z wears Che Guevera without knowing what he did. It's a fad now, they sell it anywhere. Jus tbecause Jay Z knows hisname doesn't mean he knows who he is. So your comment about country stars is moot.

 

Vaderbait posted on 3/27/05 11:38am

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[i] Name me three country musicians who could even tell you who "Che" Guevara was and what country he was from and maybe you'll have a point there. [/i]

Everyone around Jay Z wears Che Guevera without knowing what he did. It's a fad now, they sell it anywhere. Jus tbecause Jay Z knows hisname doesn't mean he knows who he is. So your comment about country stars is moot.
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LOL. I have a CHE shirt but I have liek read books on him and movies or w/e . But yea I hate it when people where shirts of Mao or Che and dont know who they were.


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Rock on!

 

You know I guess it would make sense this is a joke, since you told me about a good hip hop artist on another thread. of course i saw this one first, so i really couldnt make that call. I just have to say how much i hate the mainstream whenever i can.


and saying rap is crap is soooo 90s.

 

Well... I dont listen to country and not mainstream rap. Some underground stuff is ok though.


I could probly name 3 country singers who know who he is.

And are you trying to infer that since I don't like (mainstream)Rap, that I like Country???


I'll respond to what little of that I can decipher - I'm inferring that in a versus thread of two options, if you knock one side in particular it's follows that the same vice is not found in the other. If that doesn't fit you, then it's your fault and not mine.

I'll forgive you, Joey, since you haven't known me as a poster for all that long. Those who have wouldn't have an excuse.

 

I don't know. A lot of people like to turn on the volume while driving around listening to that ****.

I mean it's not like the chicks will fall for it anyway.

 

Alright. Most of 50's songs are pointless and just beefing with other artists. But you can't say that Eminem's rhymes don't make sense, a lot of his lyrics deal with real issues.

 

I was just listening to "Piggy Bank" by 50 Cent, and I don't understand! He said "I'll do you lil ass like J did Mobb Deep." First of all, who is Mobb Deep? Why are there two b's in Mobb? And the important question, who is "J"? Jam Masta J? Mary J Blige? This is why I hate rappers! They don't make any sense.



A rapper who does not know who Mobb Depp is?

J = Jay - Z

 

It's rap. It's not supposed to make sense.

Flyin' high...
-Aviator-

 

So, what did 50 Cent say to his grandma when she made him a sweater?

Gee, you knit?

 

So, what did 50 Cent say to his grandma when she made him a sweater?

Gee, you knit?

I like that...