A bee flew into my car this morning

It was very, very tramatic. There I was, driving along and, as Vanilla Ice would say, with my windows down so my hair could flow. Out of nowhere, a bee flew in through the window, hit me in the face, then fell down into my crotch.

Now, I don't know how many of you have been in a stressful situation with a stinger pointed at your crotch, but it's best to just do what the bee tells you.

It's okay, I'm alright now, and I think I'm a better person for the expierience. I also may have developed Stockhold syndrome, as I find myself attracted to that bumblebeeman on the Simpsons.

 

Don't tell me you were driving around with no pants on... again.

 

No, I managed to put on pants. They were crotchless, of course. My boys like to be free range.

 

What exactly did the bee have you do?

 

Dude that's why you have that fatty part of your legs, so you can crush wayward bee's while driving.

 

The bee had me drive him to Denny's. I don't know why, I wasn't asking too many questions. But I think he had gotten that bird pregnant, and needed to rob the place.

Dude that's why you have that fatty part of your legs, so you can crush wayward bee's while driving.

Are you talking about the little general? He's all muscle.

 

"Denny's"

Oh God! You poor soul!

 

A moth flew into my friends car on the highway and he is a huge wuss and freaked out and swerved around. I thought "Great, this is how I'm going to die, a stupid moth."

My friend is a moron

 

Hey, don't be too rough on your friend, maybe he was just trying to save your shirt.


ba-dom-dum.

 

Yes, and I'm sure the screams of panic were to scare it away as well.

 

I'm allergic to bee sting so I feel your pain.

 

Thats the second Bee/Crotch Incident In Two Months...A conspiricy pehaps?

-Yoda

 

Well... Sorry, I guess. That sucks, I suppose.

This is a pretty lame thread.

 

While getting stung in "da boys" doesn't sound like fun...try taking a pigeon in the ear?

I was driving close to Lake Erie (Lakeside Road in Avon, to be exact) with my window down. All of the sudden, "the Han Solo of pigeons" comes past me...clipping me on the ear, and landing safe in my backseat.

Now I've got 2 problems:
1 - Don't get into a wreck...because you're surprised that just happened.
2 - Pull over and get the bird outta your car.

We both survived the encounter, but that thing stung as he went past!

 

poor bee. did it survive?

 

No, it ended up inside one of the meals at Denny's.

 

I once had a bee fly through the window of my dad's car, fly into the back seat, and sting my thigh. That sucked.

 

You wanna talk traumatic, my man?

Please see a thread of mine .

I think bees are being trained by Al Qaida.

 

I got stung on my arm once ... but never my crotch.

 

I swallowed a bee once, and it stung me inside my throat. It had crawled inside a can of iced tea and then I took a huge gulp.

Always drink sodas with screwtop lids if you're going to bee outside (pun intended)

 

On my first date with my ex-fiance, we were sitting in a drive-thru when a bee flew into my truck. I hear a scream and look over to see the passenger-side door open and she standing twenty feet away from the truck. Evidently she was very allergic to bees.

Fortunately, the date got better from there.