A piece of chicken just exploded in my mouth!

I was microwaving some chicken strips and I take them out of the microwave and pop one in my mouth. Suddenly there's a giant bang and the chicken goes flying out of my mouth and now I can't feel my tongue.

 

What.

 

I had a similar experience. This morning I was doing my stretches with my arms when my hand collided with one of the three lightbulbs in the ceiling and it exploded glass everywhere. I spent twenty minutes picking all the glass up and vacuuming.

And all of that with just a tiny scrape on the thumb that collided with the bulb. No blood.

 

WTH. GROSS. I can't even manage a coherent response. This is just....ew.

 

Is that what the kids are calling it these days.

~PK~

 

Microwave chicken?

Thats just wrong.

 

Cor, except for the something exploding part, your experience was not the same at all.

Go put a lightbulb in the microwave and then put it in your mouth, and then we can talk.

 

You should put a slim jim in the microwave!!! That is quite lol worthy.

~PK~

 

Exploded in your mouth. lol
Kendra and Juli are very familiar with this problem.

 

I was putting some microwave chicken in my mouth when suddenly AAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHH!

Jesse: Have you confirmed that you're tongue is still in your mouth?

 

If it wasn't, he wouldn't be able to still post the letter 'r'
It would come out "chicken stwips"

 

Such wonders! What other matters of anatomy might you be able to elucidate for me?

 

If you are missing your ears, then everything comes across the screen as HTR text.

 

We're you choking on the chicken at the time of the explosion?

 

I bet you said, "AAAAAAARGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!" when it happened.

 

This joke has already been made:

 

....AAAAAAAARGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!

 

"Male chicken" explosion in mouth.

Got it.

 

What type of chicken was this? What brand? What year?

Was it dinosaur chicken?

 

Do you like fish sticks?

 

Similar, Gimer.... similar. As in, not same. Similar.

 

AHHHH! YOURE A GIANT!

lol

 

"Well why don't you move into more conventional areas of confectionery, like praline or lime cream; a very popular flavour, I'm lead to understand. I mean look at this one: 'cockroach cluster'! Anthrax ripple! What's this one: 'spring surprise'?"

"Ah - now, that's our speciality - covered with darkest creamy chocolate. When you pop it into your mouth steel bolts spring out and plunge straight through both cheeks."

"Well where's the pleasure in that? If people place a nice chocky in their mouth, they don't want their cheeks pierced. In any case this is an inadequate description of the sweetmeat. I shall have to ask you to accompany me to the station."

"It's a fair cop."

 

You might want to get tested...I'm pretty sure Bird Flu is a STD.