Action Jackson Discussion Thread

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Discuss.

 

1. Action Jackson
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5. Action Jackson

 

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Where do we start?

 

Congrats Roper. You win again.

 

LOL, I saw this movie last night.

 

Didn't Herbie Hancock score this film? I do remember Sharon Stone as Patrice Dellaplane, though.

Carl Weathers was and is the man.

 

Lights, camera, acdiddily-doddily-doodily-action-jackson!

 

Officer Kornblau: It was a regular ****-o-rama at my place last night.

Officer Lack: Can the ****, Kornblau. There ain't been any ***** at your pad since your mother helped you move in. They oughta call your place the House of Wax.

 

My first thought was that "action" meant something else entirely.

But it's not, so... yay?

 

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Capt. Earl Armbruster: Just because Dellaplane had a few family problems...

Action Jackson: The man's son is a sexual psychopath! If I had family problems like that, I'd have myself neutered.

Capt. Earl Armbruster: You almost tore that boy's arm off!

Action Jackson: So? He had a spare.

 

Albert: Wh-who's Axon...?
Officer Lack: *Action*, Albert. *Action Jackson*.


Peter Dellaplane: You have this nickname - what is it, excitement, enthusiasm, esprit de corps?
Action Jackson: It's ACTION!



Carl Weathers is the greatest supporting actor of all time. Of all time!

 

I take it this thread is not about this Action Jackson:

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The accidentally funniest scene in that movie is when he's tearing down that alley, threatening to drive the car into the wall if whatshername doesn't agree to help him.

Uh, you're in the car too dummy... worst threat ever?

 

Him being crazy enough to kill himself was part of the threat.

 

We're not talking Mel Gibson in LW (uh, or real life)...
Action Jackson was a sane badass, there's no reason to believe he would smear his own brains all over the dash if you didn't help him.

 

lol


Also, Carl Weathers for governor! He's totally qualified.

 

She didn't know that........plus she wasn't exactly a stable being. I can't remember, but at that point she's either jacked out of her mind on heroine or she was going through withdrawals.

The point is, HOW DARE YOU QUESTION CARL WEATHERS?

A threat from Carl Weathers is a promise.