Alicia Keys is Not Bisexual

A rumor was circulating that she was bisexual/lesbian...not true. One of a few interviews:

Question: Alicia, you are truly inspirational. Can you tell me about the article in Honey magazine saying you are or used to be bisexual?

Alicia Keys: Thank you, Drama Momma, for the inspirational part -- but how did you get biSEXUAL from biRACIAL? Because I am DEFINITELY ONLY INTO MEN!

HostTPZena: There is a difference between biracial and bisexual...

Alicia Keys: A BIG difference!

Source: http://www.rnbdirt.com/article300.html

 

Is her girlfriend bisexual?

 

Now, that's funny.

"I heard she's bi-racial."

"No way! She's into chicks?!?"



Stupid people crack me up.

 

I agree. One of my old friends back in my old neighborhood is racist, so he got some new neighbors, and he was trying to tell me that they were a biracial couple.

"Psst man...shhh...my neighbors...they're bilingual."

Me: "Is this a secret?"

Eventually he communicated the details.

 

Indeed. Stupid people are funny. Kinda sad, but funny none the less.

 

Alicia Keys is Not Bisexual

really?... too bad

 

Indeed.

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