Aliens meets Steve Irwin

Crickey! Did you just see that thing jump right out? It tore the cameraman to bits!

Oh, yes, I'm sure that we can all picture something like this.

I'm just pitching this idea out to anyone that can make it happen.

 

Sleep is waiting to jump out at me. It teases me with it's sweet smell of donuts. It smells like donuts, looks like Charlize Theron, and it waits in the laundry basket to grab me. I will not fall for it's clever disguises. But I will fight. I will fight.

 

Theres an episode of 2DTV where Steve Irwin teams up with Sigourney Weaver to fight some aliens.

"Ok we have machinegun, grenade launcher and flame thrower, that should hold them off"
"And i've got my bamboo stick and string!"




....it was something like that anyway, memories getting a little slow in my old age (18).....

EDIT- Just checked it,
SIGOURNEY:
We can hold them off with these -- Flame thrower; pump action cluster-gun; thermo-grenade launchers?

STEVE:
And I?ve got a bamboo pole and a little bit of string!

AlienvsIrwin

 

Uh..."Jedi Hunter", anyone?

 

We actually thought up something like this in one of the ALien threads, except in a more conventional nature-show sense. Doing it like Steve Irwin would result in a dead Australian and right quick.


Not that that's a terribly bad thing.

 

Uh..."Jedi Hunter", anyone?

But Jedi Hunter was about Jedis, not Aliens.

 

Jedis are aliens. Their tentacles give it away.

~Neszis~

 

Well, yeah, I guess. But they're not big, black, scary, and communicate to you by biting off your head.

 

This actually sounds like a VERY COOL idea.

Steve Irwin trying to handle Aliens . . .observing them in their natural habitats (whatever that is). He could "observe" an egg, only to have the Alien larve spring out at him and onto his face ... CRIKEY.

The show could contiune on, with Irwin dodging Aliens right and left. At the end, when it seems that Irwin has, once again, escaped from certain doom . . . his chest starts to pulse . . . . CRIKEY (cuts to black).




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