Lit Alternate Star Wars titles!

Here is a funny idea I had and good for comedy.

Here are points for creativity. Come up with a funny or creative alternate title for any Star Wars movie, game, tv series or book. post it here, for fun. Think of titles that you thought, should have been renamed. I will get the ball rolling with a few.

Star Wars Episode VI: When teddy bears attack

Star Wars Episode VII: Empire Reloaded

Star Wars Episode VIII: Jedi Suicide

Have fun!

 

Ep IX: Guardians of the Galaxy

 

I can easily see Rey, Poe and Chewie facing Kylo Ren and Rey saying, "You said it yourself, bantha poodoo. We're the Guardians of the Galaxy."

 

I was confused for a second there.

 

I'm still waiting for Poe to challenge Kylo to a dance-off.

 

Episode 1: The Negotiations Were Short
Episode 2: I Hate Sand
Episode 3: This is Where the Fun Begins
Episode 4: Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so Precise
Episode 5: I Thought They Smelt Bad on the Outside
Episode 6: Boba Fett? Where?
Episode 7: It's Another Death Star

I made mine using quotes from the movie. 7 is definitely my favourite of the above.

 

Episode I: How I Met Your Mother

 

Also using classic quotes from the films:

Episode I: What's This?
Episode II: What The?!
Episode III: Us?!
Episode IV: You're Who?!
Episode V: What About You Need?
Episode VI: What, Chewie? What? Chewie!
Episode VII: Ow! Hey! What?!
Episode VIII: We Need to What?!

 

Episode VI: Manny Both-Hanz Died to Bring Us This Information.

(Truce At Bakura) - Soul-Sucking Velociraptors In Space

 

This ^ Lol!

Here is one like it,

Star Wars Episode II: My Chemical Romance

 

Nightlily: The Lovers' Tale could be called "A Gotal Eclipse of the Heart."

 

we need a way to dislike posts.

 

Register as "Nobody".

 

Return of the Jedi: A Vietnam War Allegory

 

Star Wars Episode 8: Your Snoke Theories Suck.

 

Star Wars: Episode I: Nine Years A Slave
Star Wars: Episode II: Tusken Raiders of the Lost Shmi
Star Wars: Episode III: Polis Massa Effect

Solo: Qi'ra For The Itch
Rogue One: A Death Star Is Born

Star Wars: Episode IV: Obi-Wan Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Star Wars: Episode V: Cloud City Slickers
Star Wars: Episode VI: Ewok The Line

Star Wars: Episode VII: The Rathtar of Khan
Star Wars: Episode VIII: Snoke & Dagger
Star Wars: Episode IX: The Princess Leia Diaries

 

STAR WARS: EPISODE I -THE PHANTOM MENACE
STAR WARS: EPISODE IV - A NEW HOPE
STAR WARS: EPISODE II - ATTACK OF THE CLONES
STAR WARS: EPISODE V - THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
STAR WARS: EPISODE III - REVENGE OF THE SITH
STAR WARS: EPISODE VI -RETURN OF THE JEDI

 

By god, I think you're onto something.

 

!summon @Nobody145

 

I'll just use Kanye album titles

Star Wars Episode I: Space Yeezus
Star Wars Episode II: The Life of Palpos
Star Wars Episode III: 66s and Heartbreak
Star Wars Episode IV: The Academy Dropout
Star Wars Episode V: Carbonite Suite Registration
Star Wars Episode VI: Kids See Ghosts
Star Wars Episode VII: Watch The Starkiller Blow
Star Wars Episode VIII: My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fascist Fantasy