American Pie

Does anyone else absolutely love this movie? It's one of those classicly mindless-drivel movies that you watch when you need to relax and get a good laugh. Of course being a sucker for wild sex jokes and grotesque bathroom humor, I particularly enjoyed it.

We need to keep this family-friendly and within the TOS, of course, so there are some lines that can't be repeated on here...but outside of that, let's discuss this hysterical film and its sequel.

Character most like me: Jessica

I love the girl's blatant realism. "It's not a space shuttle launch, Vicky, it's sex." And, "What do you expect him to drive to Cornell for? Milk and cookies?" And, "Just tell her you love her. That's how I was duped." And finally, "Finch, let's just make it clear that you have absolutely no chance of scoring with me."

Character I like the best: Stiffler

Actually I love to hate him, because he reminds me of all the guys I dated in high school...but he's hysterical.

Best-looking character: Kevin

Character with the most hellish life: Jim

My father may not have ever wanted to let me out of the house, but at least he didn't embarrass me by bringing me dirty magazines or walking into my dorm room while I was in the act...

Best scenes in the movies (mentionable on these boards, that is):

"Have you seen Finch?"
"No, why?"
"Well, put it this way. He's not going to have any trouble taking a **** at school anymore. I put some of this in his mochaccino."

"Did you hear Paul Finch had an affair with an older woman?"
"Yeah, I heard it was Stiffler's mom."

"Excuse me, are you a relative?"
"No! This is just too good to miss!"

"The Shermanator...a sex robot sent back in time to change the life of one lucky lady..."

"Chuck Sherman is a liar...and when he gets nervous, he sometimes wets his pants."

"My mom's a saint!"

"It'll be like this one time, at band camp..."


Also...who do you all think gets married in the upcoming An American Wedding?

My first choice is Oz and Heather, second is Jim and Michelle. Or maybe Finch and Stiffler's Mom...

 

I'm the biggest fan on these movies on these boards! Anxiously awaiting American Pie 3: American Wedding


"Just like apple pie huh?...McDonalds or homemade?"

 

I only saw the first one...
damn parents following the whole "rating" system......

 

Seen all two. Goodness.

 

Yeah, it's probably my favourite "teen" movie. Some very funny stuff.

 

I work with a guy that looks just like Shermanator on steroids, and he also acts just like Shermanator. He thinks he looks like Stifler though.

 

The first one came out just as my friends and I graduated high school, so that was pretty much our movie that summer. They're both great, though. I never thought the 2nd one could be funnier, but, I think it was. When Jim humps the air while playing the trombone, I almost cry from laughing so hard!

 

"Petey! Come on everyone--give the little guy some encouragement!"

 

Shannon Elizabeth is a hottie

 

My name is Petey!! And I have gigantic *****!!

 

I heard there is a third American Pie movie being made but that not the entire cast will be in this one. Just Jason Biggs, Stiffler, Finch and Tara Reid's boyfriend. Allyson Hannigan and Natasha Leonne will be in it too but no Chris Klein, Mena Suvari, Reid or Shannon Elizabeth (dang!) The story line is Jim gets married and it involves his bachelor party of some kind.

 

American Pie kicks ass. They're the only comedies I've actually laughed at in quite some time. The character development over the two films is quite scary too; there shouldn't be that much. At least, *I* thought it had good development.

 

Two of the funniest movies I've ever seen. Stifler is my personal hero. I only wish to model my life after his. Except I don't have that hot of a mom.


Oh Jeanine, Oh Jeanine!
Call me Stifler's Mom!
Ohhhhh STIFLER'S MOM OHHHH!

 

4675636B me, band geek!!!!






Eva_Pilot04,
Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks!

 

they graduated the year i did, so i like the movies. they are 2 of the best "teen" movie, i think.

 

every time I see the part where Jim tries to hurdle that bush, only to trip and fall over it, I laugh so incredibly hard. I don't know why, stuff like that cracks me up.

MILF!!!!!!

 

**CASTING SIDES**














All the male cast members will be returning for the third installment, except for Chris Klein. I guess he's busy.

The only female returning is Alyson Hannigan, but that's fine by me! Jessica was cool, though.

I sincerely thought that the second one was much better than the first. More humor, less sap. The actors appeared more comfortable in their roles as well.

 

Question, Waning Drill: Does this mean Michelle and Jim are getting married?

 

American Pie, Oh my gosh, what such tom foolery and vulgar,so much vulgar it was. That movie is proposterous and I am going to congress to get that movie banned. Oh my goodness.

Thats the voice of this old lady liz down the street from me. Trust me-thats waht she would say. I like the movies,their funny, I prefer the first over the second anyday.What do you think?

 

As far as the sap in the first movie: of course I mainly watch the movies for the vulgar sex and toilet humor...but I will admit that I love the mushy prom night scenes, especially with Kevin and Vicky...that song playing in the background (wish I knew what it was--I need to get the soundtrack) and Kevin asking, "Are you OK?" Then with Oz and Heather out in the gazebo... *sigh* I got tears in my eyes.

 

I have to say that I didn't quite like the whole "Are you OK?" scene it was much too cheesy. But i love the movie i saw like the first one and just the opening scene when he's watching the illegal channel lol i was sooo cracking up. I give toilet humor a big thumbs up and a cheesy grin .

Has anyone seen Scary Movie... well i haven't but i think it can't compete with American Pie...I just think that its not real and so you get less connected to the characters...ok now i'm over analysing things.

I'd have to say that I'm a bit like Jessica though. Shes very direct and so hillarious.

Kithana

 

"Aren't instruments fun?"

 

..."Gilligan Island...Mr. Howell,

Gilligan Island....Mr. Howell."

 

A_G - The song is called "Sway My Way" by Bic Runga.

 

Great movies. I loved them both.

"I'm glued!"