Saga An Inimical Reaction- Humour, One-post, pre-AotC, Anakin, Obi-Wan: "The hoi-broth incident"

Title: An Inimical Reaction
Author: Aelan Greenleaf
Category: Humour
Rating: K
Spoilers: A tiny one for the novel RotS
Time-frame: About six months pre-AotC
Summary: "Padmé hated hoi-broth. And Obi-Wan was allergic to it- once, on a diplomatic mission to Ando, his violent reaction to a ceremonial toast had nearly triggered an intersystem incident."

Note: Okay, so firstly, I should be working on my angst-ridden post RotS story, but this bunny's been hopping around in my head since I read the RotS novelisation. Secondly, I know this has probably been done before, but just bear with me.




An Inimical Reaction



I had to laugh, really. I mean, considering the situation, what else was I to do? Of course, my Master would be less inclined to agree with me in this regard, but all had turned out reasonably well in end, had it not? It had been touch and go for a little while there, I will admit, but now that the incident is all said and done, one can look back and chuckle at the events transpired.

I was doubtful, in the beginning, of the necessity of our mission to Ando. Well, to be fair, I was often doubtful of most of our missions. But as Obi-Wan constantly reminded me, "A Jedi's mission is not always just action and the art of war, Padawan, it is also the finely tuned art of negotiation and diplomacy." Oh, how true, my dear Master. But, I digress.

We arrived on Ando for what my Master described as a celebratory dinner. Relations between the Republic and the Aqualish had been tedious at best under the supervision of the previous senator, however, with a new representative elected, the Republic thought it best to start off on the right foot. Of course, in the Supreme Chancellor's unbiased opinion, it would be preferable to send the Republic's most revered and respected members to represent the Senate. Naturally, with what was I think amusement, the Jedi Council elected to send Obi-Wan and I here. To teach us (me?) a lesson, I don't know. Obi-Wan says I'm too suspicious. I say he's too cautious. It's a stalemate, most often.

After debarking from the shuttle, which, might I say, was a fine piece of technology, we were met by a delegation of Aqualish, all clothed in bright red robes that were customary to their population's elite. Even Obi-Wan was taller than their biggest member, and I towered over most of them. Their glassy eyes projected an air of simple-mindedness; however, I had encountered many a clever Aqualish in the past. Their combined arachnid and aquatic features always intrigued me, as I wonder how exactly in this species' past had those two characteristics come to be combined.

One of the red-cloaked beings stepped forwards, and bowed to Obi-Wan and I. We returned the greeting in kind, and Obi-Wan addressed the Aqualish.

"We bring salutations and congratulations from the Republic in the election of your Senator," Obi-Wan began, becoming what I affectionately call 'The Negotiator'. "We thank you for your invitation to tonight's festivities."

The Aqualish blinked once, then responded. "As always, we are pleased to welcome such respected and honoured Jedi to our world. I am Oyp Gongo, assistant to Senator Nudo."

"I am Obi-Wan Kenobi, and this is my Padawan Anakin Skywalker." I nodded my greeting, but my mind was still stuck on the word Senator. Several systems away, there was a Senator I longed to see once more, one with alluring chestnut hair, graceful stance, radiant eyes...

"Anakin!" I heard Obi-Wan hiss my name, and I noticed that the delegation had started to move towards the building in front of us.

"Sorry, Master." I whispered, quickly catching up.

"You must pay attention, my young apprentice."

"I try, Master."

We entered the building, a tall, grand hall (perhaps compensating for something?) adorned with elaborate and intricate webs of what I can only assume would be Aqualish art. It was breathtaking how every thread, every fibre was woven together to form one unique and united masterpiece. Every piece had a purpose, and if one was removed or

 

Well-done! Though Obi-Wan does have his own sense of humor, nearly dying of shock at a ceremonial feast isn't it. I especially enjoyed Anakin's snarky thoughts throughout.

 

Nice job.

 

Nice job! Just like Anakin to find it funny, and of course Obi-Wan wouldn't. I really liked this:

And, of course, I could not ignore the fact that for once it was him, not I, that had triggered a diplomatic incident.

Obi-Wan, as always, was not amused.

 

You really captured their characters here! Wonderfully done.

 

Very nice! I like it!

 

The Butler: Haha, thanks. I wanted to show the happy, humourous Anakin Skywalker.

FelsGoddess: Thank you!

Jedi_Tigris: Yes, our favorite Jedi pair have quite the adventures, and it's just like Obi-Wan not to have fun with it. Thanks!

Jedi-Tiger-Lilly: Well, thank you very much!

Dally: Thanks so much!

 

Ha ha!
Brilliant!

I always wanted to know what had happened...
this is priceless...

thanks for the read!

 

I absolutely loved it!

 

I know I read this before, and I could've sworn I replied to it. The boards ate my reply!

After debarking from the shuttle, which, might I say, was a fine piece of technology

That's such an Anakin thing to say. Love how he couldn't help but laugh at the whole situation. That also seems like such an Anakin thing to do.

 

Wow. Just found this like four months later! Sorry I didn't reply before!

JOINME: You're welcome!

VaderLVR64: I absolutely thank you!

JadeSolo: Haha, thanks. And yes, those dark side boards must have eaten it...

 

Nice job with both of their characters. I liked how Anakin took care of the situation, instead of resorting to violence.

 

Nice job! That incident is finally explained.

 

So Obi-wan is not always the perfect Jedi and diplomat! Great job! I loved Anakin's comments on the entirety. You portrayed both characters wonderfully!

Great job!