An interesting Freeze Frame find...

Ah, the other day while I was taken ill, I decided to watch the Dukes of Hazzard. Good movie, in my opinion.

But, I have found something more valuable that many of our lives.

Okay, first, here's how it happened:

I was watching Dukes of Hazzard. It was the part where Jessica Simpson was persuading Enis (sp?) to tell her the location of Boss Hogg and she is wearing that awesome pink bikini. Anyways, when she turned and got up, I thought I saw something... her exposed breast.

Thus, I went back and had to double check about eight times to make sure that I wasn't crazy. And, I don't think I am.

So, I think I have found something more precious than life itself on accident.

Discuss (or verify, or whatever.)

-Semi

 

What the hell are you posting a thread for if you don't have pics? [face_shake_fist]

 

What were you doing watching Dukes of Hazaard?

 

the guy has a point DL

 

PPOR

 

This thread is a lie.

No one could possibly like The Dukes of Hazzard.

 

Alas, I do not believe the pics are TOS friendly. I don't feel like getting banned yet.

And I enjoyed Dukes of Hazzard. Yes, throw stones if you will. But none of this is a lie.

Buy it, rent it, or download it and see what I am talking about. Or, I can get screencaps and post them in a place that doesn't care.

-Semi

 

How come none of the sites I, err, subscribe to (for the articles) have discovered this yet??

 

I found it by accident, and if you blink you miss it. If you see it once, you are not sure it was really there, but you are sure you saw it.

Get it?

Yeah... I'm dead positive. Its not high quality and blatant. It is subtle and slightly blurred. Like, six or seven frames.

-Semi

 

Because you are subscribing to fornication and pornography not to the magazine or site of movies that blow hard and long.

 

...and you want to see a jessica simpson breast because??? aren't there better breast out there??? maybe a chicken???

 

The fact her father said "you can't cover those suckers up!" makes them that much more desirable.

 

SCORE

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PM me if you want proof.

Am I allowed to do that? We're not even sure that it is pornography.

-Semi

 

YES BOOBS

 

Well, I got screenshots, but I do not believe that I can post them here if they are what I am pretty sure they are.

-Semi

 

I'm pretty sure you can send them via PM.

 

SEND THEM TO ME I WILL VERIFY THIS OMG SEND SEND SEND OMG SEND ME BOOBS

edit: dead serious.

 

I have come to a conclusion:









It is half a nipple-slip.


1) the inner (by inner, I mean the half closest to the cleavage) areola is clearly visible in the frame, especially frames 4, 5, and 6.
2) due to the position of the torso, and the fact that a bikini top is being used, it is completely possible for one breast to sneak out a little.
3) The position of the bikini top seems to show that the cup is towards the outside of the breast, increasing the likelihood of a breast escaping the cup. If the top is trying to contain the breast in a way that it is not intended to (i.e. with the cup on the side of the breast rather than supporting it from underneath), the breast will gain gravitational potential energy, which converts to kinetic energy as the breast overcomes the friction created by the cloth of the bikini. The necessary force required to overcome the friction in a badly-placed top is very small, and the simple act of standing up or moving about may disturb the delicate balance and cause the nipple slip.




I will now accept my Nobel peace prize.

 

I kill you for the Nobel Peace Prize.

[evil_grin] IT IS MINE!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

 

Clearly, this was a mental illness.


/didn't read rest of thread.

 

Then you missed the part were you got pwnt.

 

I still wanna see it.

 

PM me the frame. I wanna see if your cazy or not.

-The Scummy-

 

In the Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law episode where X gets the crest and Phil loses his eyepatch . . . I froze the frame where Phil's eye is uncovered for a second (actually he's got a new eye patch, "yep. transparent. just like those invisible braces- you can't even tell i'm wearing it!") and I'm pretty positive he has the inch high private eye in his empty eye socket.