Anyone for Tennis?

I say, jolly nice weather we're not having, any one fancy stroking a few balls over the all weather courts??

 

I might have known you wanted someone to play with your balls!

 

Dear boy, Its essesntial to have a partner, theres nothing to compare to the feeling of cat gut meeting a ball, or the feeling you get when it flies off

 

Pervert!

 

Pervert is a little harsh my dear!
although absolutley true of course

 

"Suck my chocolate salty balls...."

 

I would dear boy, but I have just eaten and if they are indeed that colour, then the pox is upon you and I fear for your life

 

Is piacular a better word to use?

 

Golf is my more of my kind of sport. There is too much running around in tennis.

 

I would use the word liberated, much more evocative.

And golf sir, is for cads and bounders

 

I shall make an exception -- in your case, liberated it is!

 

Or perhaps it should be fruity!

 

A liberated fruity is perfect.

 

You think so sir? Then try moving through full 18 holes with just one club and 2 balls!

 

'Tis but a good walk ruined

 

Go-Get Beer, that must be exhausting.

 

*bored...tired*...

 

Why not play shuttlecock, Swag? You can always nick one of the shuttlecocks and put it down the front of your trousers.

 

Oooooo, now that sounds exciting.

 

Only the finest leather or duck down may wear against my skin

 

Hello Poodu

 

Poodu's not feeling well this morning.

 

ahhh, the gentleman indulged himself last night did he

 

Not quite...I was in a real sport...karting! Out of 40 drivers, I came fourth..James beat me, the gimp...