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  1. midthomp

    midthomp Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Why in the world would they ever even consider cooking Han, Luke and Chewbacca alive? Do they have no hearts?
    I even wonder if they ate the stormtroopers at the end, they obviously had their helmets.
     
    midthomp, Sep 17, 2003
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  2. AdamBertocci

    AdamBertocci Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Why in the world would they ever even consider cooking Han, Luke and Chewbacca alive? Do they have no hearts?

    Well, we as an audience may like Han/Luke/Chewie and find killing them to be awful, but they just MET the guys.

    And cooking meat alive might just be a cultural thing.

    I even wonder if they ate the stormtroopers at the end, they obviously had their helmets.

    I think that's the implication. [face_devil]


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    AdamBertocci, Sep 17, 2003
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  3. Scott3eyez

    Scott3eyez Jedi Padawan star 4

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    How useful would clones be for cooking?

    If you had a steak that was really good but slightly under/overcooked, you could have the exact same steak afterwards, but done to perfection!

    Or you could get a bunch of identical bits of meat and experiment with different ways of cooking them...

    [face_hungry]
     
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  4. SithLord-Will

    SithLord-Will Jedi Master star 3

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    Is it posable to be hungry and disgusted at the same time? :confused:
     
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  5. Ret

    Ret Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    "Why in the world would they ever even consider cooking Han, Luke and Chewbacca alive? "

    They gots to eat.
     
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  6. HanSolo29

    HanSolo29 RPF/SWC/Fan Art Manager & Bill Pullman Connoisseur star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    And cooking meat alive might just be a cultural thing.

    True. Plus, they're also a primitive race. It just fits into their nature to do something like that, you know what I mean?
     
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  7. Daughter_of_Yubyub

    Daughter_of_Yubyub Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Ewoks? Evil? Never!

    They tried to eat the heroes because it simply didn't occur to them that they weren't food. After all, they caught them in that trap...

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  8. Errant_Venture

    Errant_Venture Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    They are evil, but not for wanting to kill/eat the hero's.

    They should have at least of taken a bite out of Luke's leg.

     
    Errant_Venture, Sep 17, 2003
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  9. DreamKingMorpheus

    DreamKingMorpheus Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I want to say they are evil, for being such nasty critters to the Empire. That, and they're just TOO cute. In a way, they're kind of like housecats; they're adorable, but they can bite and are generally out for their own purposes.
     
    DreamKingMorpheus, Sep 18, 2003
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  10. midthomp

    midthomp Jedi Youngling star 2

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    I think they are evil for wanting to inflict copious amounts of pain on a creature that they know is sentient. If they were not evil then they would put them out of their misery before they try to roast them.
     
    midthomp, Sep 18, 2003
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  11. MetalGoldKnight

    MetalGoldKnight Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Keep in mind, Han and Luke beared a big resemblance to the Imperial Officers who were oppressing them, and Chewie looked like a wild animal.
     
    MetalGoldKnight, Sep 18, 2003
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  12. Marbe

    Marbe Jedi Youngling star 4

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    DreamKingMorpheus:

    CUTE?!?!?!

    There's nothing cute about fuzzy, violent, buck-toothed midgets.


    As for stormtrooper meat, shishkabobs anybody? Perhaps some jerky?
     
    Marbe, Sep 18, 2003
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