Are you a two pump chump? Here's your cure! Gooooo science!

Never mind the potential male pill: Sex science has invented a spray that'll cure the problem of premature ejaculation, as long as you don't mind burning sensations or rashes. And wash it off quickly afterwards.


After penetration, men (or their partners) used a stopwatch to time how long it took them to ejaculate. Before treatment, men lasted an average of 36 seconds. After using the spray, men were able to have sex for 3 minutes 48 seconds, on average. But men who were given a placebo spray barely improved, lasting an average of 1 minute 6 seconds. When men were asked about their enjoyment of sex, those using the spray said they had more control and got more sexual satisfaction than before.

A few men got a rash on their penis after using the spray, or struggled to keep their erection. Some of the partners of men who used the spray said they got a burning sensation in their vagina.



3 minutes and 48 seconds! You can totally bang during commercial breaks and get back in time for the climax of your fav tv show!

BOING!

 

Montie, your "Gooooo" ended somewhat prematurely...

 

What a great start to my Good Friday.

 

Proving that maybe this is psychological...

 

now it won't be akward anymore

 

The crotch burn sounds mighty appealing.

 

And totally worth 3 extra minutes.

 

Why not just get mildly drunk (like men have been doing forever) to desensitise and prolong intercourse?

 

Whiskey wiener FTL.

Then again I've never had a problem with premature ejaculation. Quite the opposite, in fact

Seriously, 36 frikken seconds?!?1? I almost find that hard (lol) to believe; for me a 'quickie' mean 10-20 minutes.

[/shameless_bragging]

 

This is where a [face_rolling_eyes_so_much_that_they_fall_out_of_his_skull] would be appropriate.

 

Wow 3 1/2 minutes of sex! Positively mind blowing!

 

Why use that when there's.....

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Big Jim Slade, former Tight End for the Kansas City Chiefs!

 

Three minutes is bad?

[/terrible_sarcasm]

 

We're discussing sex with a partner.

 

I can regularly last 6-8 minutes, if not more.

 

If I'm going to be spraying anything it's going to be Pam.

 

In her eye?

 

No, the cooking spray. We're kinky like that. LOL!

 

Took you long enough to post that retort

To be disturbingly honest with you, I actually have trouble achieving orgasm when I'm with a partner because constant masturbation has desensitized my penis

A lesson to all the nerdly virgins out there: Keep jerkin' it! When you finally do get a woman she'll appreciate it

 

Either that or she'll think there's something wrong with her / doesn't turn you on.

 

Ruining a woman's self-esteem is another essential part of being a total stud.

 

For guys who don't have this problem, this wonderful spray will allow them to experiment with tantra without all that pesky study and mental discipline!

... once they get rid of that burning genital side effect anyway...

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Glaine ár gcroí, neart ár ngéag agus beart de réir ár mbriathar

 

That can be an issue, but as long as you keep showing a good amount of enthusiasm towards her needs (as an horny nerdly [former] virgin surely would) then it shouldn't develop into a long term problem. Besides, what man wouldn't want to brag about about their 5:1 female:male orgasm ratio