Ask Ambyr: Advice When It Matters Most

This is sort of a thread like the column "Dear Abby". If anyone needs help with something important(and you can just tell me the problem, you don't have to ask for advice) I will do my best to help you figure out what can be done about it.

Sometimes, you just need a shoulder to cry on or a listening ear. I'm ready with both. Especially in these rough times, I find that I really can't talk to just anybody about something---you need to talk to someone that isn't involved in any way, and sometimes your parents or friends just aren't cutting it.

So if you ever need me...I'm here with help. I'll do anything to help you sort through your feelings.

~*Ambyr-Rose*~


This thread has been hopelessly derailed. Certain users actions were totally inappropriate and will be dealt with - TBF.

 

Somebody broke into my house and shot me in the arm, which had to be amputated, and then they stole my fridge.

Where can I go to get a good deal on a new fridge?

 

I have a fridge for sale. PM for further info.

 

L_GIV: Try Sears. They're having a sale.

MyKe: Maybe. I'd need for you to answer some questions and treat me like a princess.

Mortimer: Good luck selling your fridge! Try selling it to L_GIV.

 

...this is lame.

I ask a serious question and I get a 2 sentence reply. I could have gotten better advice from a fotune cookie, Ms. BadMcAdvice. Elaborate or get lost.

 

Alright, alright.

Here's what you should do. Take good care of your arms and bring your wallet to your nearest Sears outlet. Try asking the friendly attendant at the Service Desk what kind of deal you can get on a fridge that you are interested in. When you find out the price, shop around some more in places like Lowe's. See their prices and compare. When you find the fridge you like for the best price, consider your financial situation and purchase if the time is right.

Better?

 

Myke: I don't date guys who can't spell my name right.

 

Tell me more about different fridges and what sort of fridge I should get.

 

That depends on your lifestyle. Consider your surroundings, the number of people you need to share this fridge with, the space you have for a fridge, and what colors and storage space you prefer.

 

What color fridge should I get?

 

I'm sorry, MyKe...you're a little old for me.

Fridgeboy: What colors do you like? What color is the room you want your fridge in?

 

The room is blue.

 

I have a friend that wants a fridge... should I buy him one for his birthday? I heard they make cool gifts

 

Obsessed With Fridges: Then I would recommend a white fridge.

Gift: It depends on how large a sum of money you are willing to spend on the friend.

 

Tell me how much I should spend on a quality fridge.

 

Like I said, it depends on what you will be needing the fridge for. How many people using it, where you need to put it...

 

Did you make this thread because your name started with A? That is very clever.

 

I am the only person using the fridge and I am going to be putting it into the kitchen. In the fridge I intend to store food and beverage.

 

Droid: No, I wanted to help people with real issues.

Fridge: Then I would recommend a fridge that has an icemaker, 3 storage bins, 5 shelves, and a adjoining freezer. At Sears, these cost about 1200 dollars.

 

What is your opinion on fridges?

 

In the fridge I intend to store food and beverage.

This makes me happy. Some people like to store dead people in their fridges. That is icky