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Bantha. It's what's for dinner.

Discussion in 'Classic Trilogy' started by Grand_Moff_Jawa, Jul 4, 2004.

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  1. Grand_Moff_Jawa

    Grand_Moff_Jawa Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    This is a total humor thread, but what do you think Luke and his Aunt and Uncle were eating in the kitchen in ANH?

    Bantha Helper?

    :p
     
  2. Pretty-Fly

    Pretty-Fly Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Krayt Flank Steak!
     
  3. 1baldwookie

    1baldwookie Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jawa Gumbo. mmmmmm.....Gumbo.....
     
  4. OBI-BEN-KENOBI

    OBI-BEN-KENOBI Jedi Knight star 6

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    more disturbing thought/question:

    What animal produces blue milk?

    sand people? dewbacks?
     
  5. jedi_master_ousley

    jedi_master_ousley Force Ghost star 8

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    Sand people aren't domesticated so I don't think it comes from them.

    Anyway I bet they were eating Bantha Burgers.
     
  6. Darkness_Himself

    Darkness_Himself Jedi Padawan star 4

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    It comes from stormtroopers! :eek:
     
  7. ig-812

    ig-812 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    sand souffle'.
     
  8. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Force Ghost star 7

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    I suspect that blue milk is just stuff made to hydrate you well.
     
  9. DarthBoba

    DarthBoba Manager Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Yeah, it's the SW galaxy's Gatorade methinks...
     
  10. sweetcaroline

    sweetcaroline Jedi Padawan star 4

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    It always looked like pizza to me..... bantha pizza, with everything on it maybe? *shudders at thought* Ewwwww!!

    I wonder what all would go on a Star Wars pizza?? [face_thinking]
     
  11. Jedimancer

    Jedimancer Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Jawa juice; they've got to have jawa juice. And unlike the diner on Coruscant, Uncle Owen doesn't even have to import fresh Jawa. Just pretend he wants to pull out buy a droid, gets close to a Jawa, then BOOM!
     
  12. GRAND_MOFF_KEVIN

    GRAND_MOFF_KEVIN Jedi Master star 5

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    What about Tusken Tongue :D
     
  13. sweetcaroline

    sweetcaroline Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Oh wow.... my favorite!!! :p :D
     
  14. Diogonese

    Diogonese Jedi Youngling star 2

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    ...just how many jawas do you have to squeeze, in order to get a decent glass of jawa juice?
     
  15. Grand_Moff_Jawa

    Grand_Moff_Jawa Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    "...just how many jawas do you have to squeeze, in order to get a decent glass of jawa juice"?


    Don't ask.

    :p
     
  16. isbagent1

    isbagent1 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    What animal produces blue milk?

    I think it comes from banthas. Actually the blue was added to the milk as a preservative to keep it from spoiling in the Tunisian desert, I believe.

    I wonder if they have blue milkshakes? Blue Ice cream?
     
  17. k-man

    k-man Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Dinner was served with a spatula -- looks like quiche --

    One pound ground dewback
    Two Kryat Dragon eggs
    Cheese
    Spices

    Served in a flakey crust.

    The blue milk to me always seemed like Blueberry Quik.
     
  18. JediMasterChiefYoda

    JediMasterChiefYoda Jedi Master star 3

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    k-man, you forgot that the recipe called for everything to be mixed with two cups of Jawa juice.
     
  19. 3263827

    3263827 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    This thread brought up bad memories of the scene in the Star Wars Holiday special with Chewie's wife is cooking Bantha Rump Roast. *shudder*
     
  20. Rogue_Thunder

    Rogue_Thunder FanForce CR, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada star 6

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    I need help. This is making me hungry :(
     
  21. JediMasterChiefYoda

    JediMasterChiefYoda Jedi Master star 3

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    Do you want me to fry you up a Bantha Burger with cheese made from Blue Milk?
     
  22. Rogue_Thunder

    Rogue_Thunder FanForce CR, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada star 6

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  23. gold-finger

    gold-finger Jedi Youngling star 1

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    i always thought it looked like wonton soup or something.
     
  24. Wrath_Mania

    Wrath_Mania Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Hmm, what where they eating at the table in Menace again? Just fruits?

    It appears the Skywalker family taste changed over thirty years.
     
  25. Juke Skywalker

    Juke Skywalker Chosen One star 5

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    I think they were eating grilled Watto in ANH.

    As for the milk. It's blue. Watto is blue. Do
    the math. ;)
     
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