Baton or Lightsaber...?

Since I've been on the streets working [police officer], I have met some other fans of this wacky place...
We often wonder what it would be like to be a Jedi on patrol....

"Sir stop, stop!".....grabs lightsaber or baton?...and in a blink of an eye..."Swoosh! Swoosh!"
Could be a bit excessive....

Some of my other SW friends not in Law enforcement have asked me these questions....
We do try to keep things in perspective....

 

Lightsaber.

 

Baton, it's non-lethal, but lightsabers are fun for intimination

 

"Aggression will lead to the darkside!"

Thanks guys....I just used an
old Jedi Mind Trick to resolve
most situations....nobody gets hurt..

 

Why use a baton when you can use a handgun? I mean, if they're running away, they're guilty.

 

The light saber-batons form futurama!

 

I think that shooting somebody in the back qualifies as turning to the DARKSIDE....

 

I'd just use the force to life the guy off the ground and laugh as he flails aimlessly in the air.
Or use a mind trick to make him THINK I struck him with my lightsaber, so he drops to the ground screaming.

 

I think that you would be assigned to desk duty if you did that....

 

Is desk duty bad? At least you wouldn't have to be dealing with the dumbasses in the world as much.

 

When I'm in doubt, I whip out the dreaded BANSABER!!!


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