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Big League Chew.

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Porkins in a Speedo, Oct 1, 2003.

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  1. Porkins in a Speedo

    Porkins in a Speedo Jedi Knight star 5

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    when i was a kid this stuff was sacred, particularly among kids like me and many of my friends who liked/played baseball. it was more expensive than all other gums, but it was worth the price and considered the king of gums.

    Big League Chew was also considered a requisite for playing your best baseball. it wasn't necessary at all times, nor did it's absence make for a crisis when playing ball, but it was a very big part of the game. whenever we got a 'large' group of kids together to play a serious and fun ball game, Big League Chew was mandatory. it completed the game. a truly 'pure' game couldn't be played without it.

    one day last summer, some friends of mine and i got together to play some softball. on the way to the field, i told the guys i was riding with that we needed to stop for some Big League Chew. the guy driving didn't want to stop and basically said 'bah'. i then said, "you don't understand. having some Big League Chew will complete the game for me." this was the first time i really thought about BLC and wanted it for softball, or at pretty much any time since i was a kid. i explained to my friends how much a part of baseball BLC was when i was a kid, and so he gave in and stopped at a gas station. one of the guys and i went into the gas station to get some of the gum (he said that he too used to chew BLC often as a kid). we couldn't find any BLC on the racks. on the way out, i sort of had a mock fit of rage (as a joke) and screamed at the cashier "HOW THE HELL CAN I PLAY BASEBALL WITHOUT BIG LEAGUE CHEW?!" my friend then pretended to hold me back and dragged me out of the gas station. when we got to the field, one of the other guys whom we met there said he was going on a smoke run, so i asked him to pick up some BLC if they had any. he returned with 4 packs of BLC. thus everyone there (about 15 people) got to have my childhood experience of chewing Big League Chew while playing the game. it was particularly special for me because it was a trip back to my childhood when my friends and i would all chew BLC while playing baseball, often times. it was just one of those surreal, undescribable experiences.

    next summer i'm gonna start teaching baseball to my nephew, and you can be sure that Big League Chew will be a part of it.

    Big League Chew
     
  2. SithDewd

    SithDewd Jedi Knight star 5

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    But Big League Chew leads to chewing real tobacco... shame on you for wanting to teach such a dirty habit to your nephew.
     
  3. The_Phinzx

    The_Phinzx Jedi Padawan star 4

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    and the only thing that sucked about it is that it lost it's falvor really fast

    but yeah i remember little league and i remember blb being a part of it as well
     
  4. Jedi_Satimber

    Jedi_Satimber Jedi Knight star 8

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    PiaS...just had a pack or 2 earlier this year.


    I never gave it up. :p
     
  5. jedi_master_ousley

    jedi_master_ousley Force Ghost star 8

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    I always thought it dissolved too fast. I bet they don't make it as well as they used to. :(
     
  6. obhavekenobi78

    obhavekenobi78 Jedi Master star 5

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    Original rocks. Anyone who chews the grape flavor is not a real man.
     
  7. Porkins in a Speedo

    Porkins in a Speedo Jedi Knight star 5

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  8. obhavekenobi78

    obhavekenobi78 Jedi Master star 5

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  9. Porkins in a Speedo

    Porkins in a Speedo Jedi Knight star 5

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    negative. my pants remain firmly intact.


    and real men chew the entire pouch of BLC all at once.
     
  10. obhavekenobi78

    obhavekenobi78 Jedi Master star 5

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    FYI, it doesn't stay in your digestive system for seven years.

     
  11. Jedi Greg Maddux

    Jedi Greg Maddux Jedi Knight star 6

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    and real men chew the entire pouch of BLC all at once.


    I always chewed two whole pouches at once. What are you talking about?
     
  12. Qonas

    Qonas Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Indeed. In order to get the proper Big League Chew effect, you must chew original.

    I would not have survived Little League without this wonder confection. God bless whomever produced this.
     
  13. obhavekenobi78

    obhavekenobi78 Jedi Master star 5

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    BubbleTape is the same stuff, made by the same people. The only difference is BubbleTape is for losers.
     
  14. Jedi Greg Maddux

    Jedi Greg Maddux Jedi Knight star 6

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    The only difference is BubbleTape is for losers.

    Six feet of Bubble Tape - for you, not them.
     
  15. Porkins in a Speedo

    Porkins in a Speedo Jedi Knight star 5

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    bubble tape is to Big League Chew what the ice capades is to hockey.
     
  16. Mitt

    Mitt Jedi Knight star 6

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    Man, I use to love Big League Chew, it was so different and all string like. I use to love chewing a big wad of it too.
    I don't remember that it was suppose to help you play ball better(We used M&Ms for that) but I remember being obessive about it and getting pretty upset when my parents wouldn't let me get it.
     
  17. FuimusMaximus

    FuimusMaximus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    When I was a kid it was BLC and sunflower seeds. Always.
     
  18. DARTH_ABBADON

    DARTH_ABBADON Jedi Youngling star 4

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    I used to suck the salt off the seeds and spit them at the opposing team. Good times.
     
  19. FuimusMaximus

    FuimusMaximus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I used to play first base so I would spit the seeds at the runner when he started to take his lead.
     
  20. DARTH_ABBADON

    DARTH_ABBADON Jedi Youngling star 4

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    I used to spit at the pitcher when I was taking my lead off first.
     
  21. Porkins in a Speedo

    Porkins in a Speedo Jedi Knight star 5

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    I don't remember that it was suppose to help you play ball better

    it's true. BLC enhanced your game in baseball in much the same way that stilts enhance your game in basketball. ...or something.
     
  22. Seraph-Skywalker

    Seraph-Skywalker Jedi Padawan star 4

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    The grape flavored one is the best. Although the damn stuff runs out of flavor every 5 seconds.
     
  23. -Lord-Vader-

    -Lord-Vader- Jedi Knight star 5

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    Big League Chew is some good stuff. yep. Some good stuff.
     
  24. Dagobah1234

    Dagobah1234 Jedi Knight star 5

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    Reading all this, I just went to the gas station and bought a pack.

    And I must say - Yummy

    Haven't had it all summer.

    *chews huge wad*
     
  25. Qui Gon Moon

    Qui Gon Moon Jedi Master star 5

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    But Big League Chew leads to chewing real tobacco... shame on you for wanting to teach such a dirty habit to your nephew.

    That's total garbage...there is absolutely no link between Big League Chew and tobac....wait

    Damn...I'm out of Copenhagen.

    brb.
     
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