Boobies help men stay healthy and live longer. Gooooooooooooooooooooooo science!

An eye full a day keeps the doctor away

Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals. Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women's breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym. A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.

Dr Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in The New England Journal of Medicine: "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout. Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life 4 to 5 years."

She added that sexy stars like Dolly Parton, Heather Locklear, Anna Nicole Smith and Demi Moore had proved to be especially good for the men's health." (Jonathan Hayter)

Pretty Faces Get Men's Brains Going

"A beautiful woman's face is like chocolate, cash or cocaine to a young man's brain, according to Harvard University researchers. Their brain-imaging study revealed that while young heterosexual males are indeed capable of finding beauty in another man's face, only a lovely female visage can set off the "reward centres" in their brains.

When men in the study were shown pictures of various faces, only the female faces deemed beautiful triggered activity in brain regions previously associated with food, drugs and money, according to findings published in the November 8th issue of Neuron. The unique effect of the comely female face occurred despite the fact that the men also rated some male faces as "beautiful."

"It looks like there can be a difference between what the brain 'likes,' an image that is judged to be attractive, and what the brain 'wants,' something that is regarded as a reward in and of itself," study author Dr Hans Breiter, of Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston, said in a statement. In their experiments, the researchers first asked a group of men to rate how attractive they found the faces - which, unbeknownst to the participants, had already been placed into the categories "beautiful" or "average." The men's ratings, it turned out, fell in line with the categories, and attractive male faces garnered ratings similar to attractive female faces.

But in the next phase of the study, men in another group were allowed to control how long they viewed a particular face by pressing a key. Breiter's team found that they "expended effort" to see the beautiful female faces for a longer time, but for all other faces they tried only to "make the faces disappear faster." Finally, in a third group of men studied with brain imaging known as functional MRI, the investigators found that only the attractive female faces set off the brain's "reward circuitry."

"It's particularly interesting that the attractive male faces actually produced what could be considered an aversion response, even though they had been recognised as attractive," Breiter said. His co-author, Dr Nancy Etcoff, noted that this research echoes previous work suggesting the human perception of beauty may be "in-born." "While we know that experience, learning and personal idiosyncrasies all have an impact on attraction between particular individuals, these results show that this basic reward response is deeply seated in human nature," she said in a statement.

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So you see when guys are yelling "Show your ****! Show your ****!" They are just trying to live a little longer and reduce their blood pressure. So whip them things out ladies and help your fellow man.

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...it doesn't make sense...yet somehow it does...

 

Weird

 

We need to fund this. A lot. Forever.

 

that's really old. almost as old as it is fake. not that i'm saying you shouldn't stare, by all means, stare, but let's just be honest about this stuff.

 

sorry

 

Snopes is notoriously unreliable.


Now get on your webcam.

 

Heel!

 

Like whether its true or not will at all change how much of my day I spend looking at boobies.

 

OF COURSE boobies help us stay healthier and live longer...

The masturbation that takes place after ogling at a nice rack helps cleanse our prostate of toxins in the semen, and relieves the pressure, thus reducing the risk of getting prostate cancer.
So THERE.

 

We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life 4 to 5 years."


You're thinking we want this?

 

Does doing a GIS search for "Bras" just as good?

 

What a relief I'm going to college next year, I will be saved!!!!

 

Instead of... you know, getting someone who will actually let you stare at her chest like a girlfriend or wife or a really generous friend (or just looking at internet porn), use this as an excuse to perv on random women. I'm sure they quite like the attention.

 

I find it more helpful to have an obscure perversion, which no one notices.
I like toes and fingers.

In summer, I'm in heaven.
Imagine topless women walking about everywhere...I actually get to experience that...

In winter, I still get my fix.


More perverted, men!
More perverted!
We'll live longer!

We'll live forever if we become perverted enough!

 

I like this one better

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im going to live even longer than john mccain

 

I feel like I'm in a Spike TV original program.

 

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I'm pretty sure that looking at breasts increases the chance of strokes. I don't buy this claim at all.

 

They're just...lumps of fat?

 

Yeah, I'm thinking that the scientists here allowed their personal feelings on the matter to get in the way of their studies.

 

I was not aware of the snopes on this item and shall be more careful in the future HOWEVER much like beer and various other things that make you feel better, relaxes you, generally makes you happy, and relieve stress, I have no doubts about the health benefits of bouncy boobies.

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^Stress relief.