[Boobs]Lemons or Cherries?

Breast size determines personality

An Italian sex researcher claims he can tell a woman's personality from the size and shape of her breasts.

According to German newspaper Bild sexologist Piero Lorenzoni said: "A woman's breasts denote a woman's character, just like her star sign."

He has categorised breast types according to fruits and says men can draw up their own horoscope-type chart that indicates what a woman's chest size says about her.

The fruity chart starts naturally with the traditional melon. According to Lorenzoni, a woman with large, round breasts like a melon may appear motherly, but is far from it. "She likes eating and wants to be spoiled and admired. But seldom likes sex," he said.

For men who want someone a bit more lively they should choose a woman with "lemon" breasts - pert and prominent. "These women are full of life and can laugh at themselves. They want a balanced life without surprises."

Pert, oval-shaped breasts are for Lorenzoni like pineapples. "A woman with pineapple breasts is intelligent, often has a career but is still romantic. They are also faithful. Whoever wins their heart will not lose it quickly."

Grapefruit-shaped breasts - pert and firm - are also not a good sign for good sex. "This woman may look erotic, but in reality is bashful and homely. She spoils her partner but prefers tenderness over sex."

Even women with "oranges" are not going to turn up the temperature between the sheets. "While she is self-confident and knows her goals, she has little interest in sex. She likes conversation and partnerships."

Small breasted women, with assets that resemble cherries are "funny and very exciting. They are entertaining and intelligent. Make great partners both for everyday life and on holiday and are moderately interested in sex," says the researcher.

A woman with pear-shaped breasts "Loves love in all its variations. She can be very religious, but is known to have affairs."

I'm gonna have to say Pineapples or Cherries top my list, followed closely by lemons.

I think it best to have more than just a single preferance. What if you only like lemons and the right one is a Lemon while the left one is a Cherry? You got to allow for these things.

There is another way to sort this out personality types via boobs, use smilies!

Ladies, which set is yours, or which set denotes your [boob]personality?

 

If you get tired of apples, you should have an orange every once in a while.

 

It's hard to picture any of those.

I figure... how the hell am I going to get to pick?

This is pure nonsense. A good-lookin girl who is can carry on a conversation is all I need. Who cares how their breasts are shaped?

 

Hey i figure, as long as they have them, im good.

 

pears are nice.

Not a fan of cherries
but they can be sweet but tart at the same time.

Oranges arent bad.

 

I really think that the researcher just wanted a reason to stare at womans chests all day longer, he had to come up with something to make it legit, and here we go.

 

And that is why the man is what we call a genius.

Did you ever notice the italian guys are geniuses when it comes to getting woman to take their tops off for the enjoyment of all.

 

I think this is really derogatory towards women. This whole article is another bad example of how chest-size is such a subject of scrutiny for the male sex.

 

What a compleat and utter load of crap. It's obvioulsy made by some guy with an itty bitty titty fetish.

 

Reading this thread made me want to go grab a nice fruit salad...

 

Wait now, this wasn't really about breast size, it was more about breast shape. See?

 

I'm for all shapes, as long as they are on a woman.

Ifanakinlikejazz is not a woman, so dont try it

 

Lemons are great. I like how they form a nice puffy nipple at the tip.
[image=http://www2.wgbh.org/mbcweis/ltc/leadpois/lemon.GIF]

 

"According to German newspaper Bild"

I stopped reading after that. Bild is not a very good source for anything. You do the same with your versions of such papers What do you call them? Tabloids? Not sure if Bild really is one, but it's close enough.

Just thought I'd let you know before you hunt your future ex-girlfriend based on this

 

I love boobs of all shapes and sizes, except for really huge flappy ones like in National Geographic.

 

Has anyone ever done a study on fruit shaped testicles?

 

you mean like walnuts or almonds?


although, to stay on topic, lemons are probably tip-top. pears would be a close second.

 

TwiLekJedi posted on 3/6/05 9:42am

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[i]"According to German newspaper Bild"[/i]

I stopped reading after that. Bild is not a very good source for anything. You do the same with your versions of such papers [face_wink] What do you call them? Tabloids? Not sure if Bild really is one, but it's close enough.

Just thought I'd let you know before you hunt your future ex-girlfriend based on this [face_tongue] [face_wink][hr][/blockquote]

Yes, but [i]Bild[/i], even not being a good source, could still possibly have an article on some kind of Nimrod who thinks he has these powers in question.

 

I don't care about the shape really .... boobs or all kind are good

 

Even if they look like Jar Jar's ears?

 

You always have to point out problems with my logic, don't you? >

 

Yes

 

Another excuse for men to stare at a woman's boobs.

And men wonder why I wear baggy t-shirts.

 

Breast size doesn't determine personality. There are so many other factors to consider it isn't funny.

L8r

 

Oh, I can just imagine the pick up lines.

"So, baby, what's your breast-fruit?"