BRAIN STORM SESSION: How can we get casual sex?

Last night I was at a party, and someone brought up 4chan, which I thought was weird because it was by no means a nerd party. As the social gods we are, this dude and I started explaining to these girls what 4chan was and crap. It was about halfway through my description of this picture of Charizard vivec showed me on /d/ I realized I wasn't going to get laid, even with the ugly chick (and man was she ugly, and FAAAAAAT, who wears a sweat shirt and sweat pants to a party? (if you wear sweats to a party, I won't apologize, you look like a slob)). Now as a case study, what SHOULD we have done? I feel like maybe I should have grabbed at the hot one's bewb.

 

Say you need help eating some boxes of Cheez-Its back in your room.

 

Don't see talking to women as simply a way to get laid. That's definitely the wrong way to approach things.







Er, I mean, act like James Dean. Call her a ****.

 

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EDIT: A rather unique 1980s sex comedy, in that it's told from a women's POV, and that one of the two women pictured ends up married to Andrew "Dice" Clay.

Also, it's kinda funny that you can see Victoria Jackson's bare butt in this movie, when nowadays she writes fundamentalist Christian right-wing screeds on the Internet.

 

[image=http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/5714/prostitutee.jpg]?

 

Wear a leather jacket

 

just find yourself a girl and stick it in her casus

 

Why would anyone want casual sex? I don't get it.

 

Dear God, I agree with Asterix about something. I must rectify this.




Barack Obama is the greatest President of the United States of all time. OF ALL TIME!

 

I thought it was Lincoln? [face_tongue...

 

come again

 

You should have heaped attention on the ugly fat girl, it makes her prettier friends want you more.

 

No.

 

That's what she said.

At that party IJG was at.

 

You can get it from Amazon.com for (checks price) $13.49. But I saw it once and wished I could have taken back the hour and a half I lost to that film, so my advice would be to avoid casual sex at all costs as it just isn't worth it and totally devalues you as a human being.

And really, 4chan? Are you begging to become a pariah or something? Have some respect for yourself, man.

 

Because we fear commitment, we're imperfect beings.

 

Use one of those online dating services that hook people up who want to have casual sex.

 

Craigslist?

 

You know, I bet you could find another dude who is only interested in casual sex. Maybe work something out with him.

 

That might have gotten you some casual sex. In jail.

 

Depends whether you'd count casual rape as the same as casual sex.

Zing!

 

...

 

You...remember that? Wow.

 

I have nightmares about it every night man

 

Lies. You don't get invited to parties.