Britney Spears Gives Birth to a Boy but was Scared of Labor

Spears goes for C-section

Britney Spears gave birth to a son but was so scared of labor she went for a C-section which I think should be left expecting mothers who can't give birth vaginally because of complications....

droideka EDIT: redundant

 

There is already another thread on the subject.

and the Award for the Biggest IDIOT in the world goes to...


Thank you.

 

Glad someone thought to keep the kid from going through the herpes canal.

 

Good....I'm glad she had a C-section. Now, I can make sure she has my baby next...

 

I was a c-section. It was because I was over a month late.

The arrival of Spears' baby nearly coincides with Thursday's launch of Spears' new fragrance. In a note to fans, the singer described Fantasy Britney Spears as a "completely magical" blend of "enchanting scents and flavors," with "a hint of cupcakes."

News story or ad?

 

Britney is one silly woman. Would the child be an uberwhore since both of the parents are?

lol

 

awwww...no under-water birth?

c-sections should only be done in emergency situations, IMO

 

so I guess the whole underwater birth is out of the question?


but you know, the best thing for this world today is the spawn of trailer trash and a trailer trash singer.

 

I thought she'd be worried about scarring her beautiful belly

 

Today's real angle on this: would Christina Aguilera even have to push?

 

I wonder if the surgical tools were dipped in "Kabbalah Water" before the procedure..

@ jollydwarf

that baby would shoot out like it was goin down a slip'n'slide!

 

Yeah, a very grimy, slimy Slip-n-Slide.