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Britney Spears' Guide to Semiconductor Physics

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Valkor, Feb 22, 2004.

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  1. Valkor

    Valkor Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [image=http://britneyspears.ac/images/bs2.jpg]

    By combining the factors of a good personality and factoring the Intelligence Quotient, one can come up with the Theory that energy is being created.
     
  2. jedi_john_33

    jedi_john_33 Jedi Master star 7

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    i know it'd learn basic physics better if scantily clad women were doing experiments in the videos i have to watch
     
  3. Jake_Barnes

    Jake_Barnes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    can come up with the Theory that energy is being created...

    ...in my pants.
     
  4. JohnWesleyDowney

    JohnWesleyDowney Jedi Master star 5

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    that cannot possibly be a picture of Britney Spears...
    she is wearing too much clothing.
     
  5. jedi_john_33

    jedi_john_33 Jedi Master star 7

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    would the pi constant be the same?
     
  6. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    How about getting physics lessons from real people like some of the ladies here at the TFN. I could think of a few I wouldnt mind getting a physics lesson from.
     
  7. Valkor

    Valkor Jedi Padawan star 4

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    and from the electrons, we can come to the following approximation:

    [image=http://www.adrants.com/images/britneyphysics.jpg]
     
  8. jacemathem

    jacemathem Jedi Master star 5

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    Lies! Lies! All of them!
     
  9. Valkor

    Valkor Jedi Padawan star 4

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    No Lies. It's all truth.

    Energy IS being created in pants:

    [image=http://britneyspears.ac/bswp001_800x600.jpg]
     
  10. TheFallen

    TheFallen Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Does this give us the power to solve the Mystery of Britney's Breasts?


    tf
     
  11. jedi_john_33

    jedi_john_33 Jedi Master star 7

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    "for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction"
     
  12. Screen-Name

    Screen-Name Jedi Youngling

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    Britney Spears SUCKS!!!




















    well sometimes! :p

    snl
     
  13. DARTHMOM10

    DARTHMOM10 Jedi Master star 4

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    Valkor - I just loved the line in that pic you posted ... " ... the probability of a hole is ..."

    LOL [face_laugh] This is certainly one of the most interesting threads I've seen here in awhile. Good Job!!! You've confirmed that there are horny physics majors out there ... something that I'm sure many people already knew about. :p
     
  14. Skateboard_Jedi

    Skateboard_Jedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [image=http://www.cage.curtin.edu.au/~jfk/pics/hubble/explosion.jpg]


    OOPS, I did it again!
     
  15. Kavic_Toth

    Kavic_Toth Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    ^ [face_laugh] ^

    Nice one, Skate.
     
  16. The_Chim

    The_Chim Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    that cannot possibly be a picture of Britney Spears...
    she is wearing too much clothing.


    That was back when she was only 11!
     
  17. Dark Lady Mara

    Dark Lady Mara Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    " ... the probability of a hole is ..."

    They're talking about semiconductors! That does not mean what you're thinking! [face_laugh]

     
  18. Mr_Mod

    Mr_Mod Jedi Youngling

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    DLM, did it hurt?

    M&M's
     
  19. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Force Ghost star 6

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    I prefer "Don King Explains IP Extended Access Lists", but then semiconductor physics was never really my area to begin with.

    http://routergod.com/donking/
     
  20. PlastiqPhantom

    PlastiqPhantom Jedi Knight star 5

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    [image=http://us.ent2.yimg.com/musicfinder.yahoo.com/images/yahoo/jive/britney_spears/britney_spears_7.jpg]

    I'd hit it.
     
  21. Onetre

    Onetre Jedi Youngling star 1

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  22. DarthSapient

    DarthSapient Jedi Youngling star 10

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    She's still incredibly gorgeous. Add to it she's up on all her physics makes her even more attractive.
     
  23. Darth_Ignant

    Darth_Ignant Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    She's vial.
     
  24. DarthSapient

    DarthSapient Jedi Youngling star 10

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    Oh no indeed. One of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. If she were walking past you, you're telling me you would think of her as vile?
     
  25. IkritMan

    IkritMan Jedi Knight star 5

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    I think he meant to say she is a vial... of beauty.

    [face_blush]

    *sigh*
     
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