Bumper Stickers in the Star Wars Universe

Ok, here's the game. Try to come up with as many bumper stickers that you would see in the SW universe. I'll start:

"Poo-doo Happens"

 

My other ship's a Star Destroyer

 

Gungan in trunk

 

Pilot has no cash - he's a Jedi.

 

I'm in no hurry - I'm on my way to see Lord Vader

 

Keep honking, I'm recharging my blaster.

Horn broken, watch for lightsaber.

 

Honk if you've lost an arm.

CAUTION - Padawan driver.

Forget peace and prosperity - visualize using your thrusters.

Born again Sith.

Jawas...the other white meat.

My wife says that if I chop up Tuskens one more time, she's gonna leave me. God, I'm gonna miss her.

My child was Bounty Hunter of the Month on Kamino.

Give Blood - Go Podracing.

 

CAUTION- Padawan Driver"

Sheeeeeeer genius. Youre good at these Banal! The Weenie is pleased.

 

Thanks Weenie

some more...

DARE to keep Jedi off of deathsticks.

Shmi loves you - everyone else thinks you're an arrogant brat.

Got Blue Milk?

51% Jedi, 49% Sith. Don't push it!

Jedi do it at the request of the counsel.

Give me some Jawa Juice and no one gets hurt.

 

"Honk if you think horn sounds can be heard in space."

 

My Sith Lord beat up your Jedi Master.

 

"I brake for Wookies (not for Ewoks)"

"My Sith brat can beat up your Jedi honors student"

"Palpatine/Vader in 2004 (like you have a choice!)"

"Mon Motha for Emperor!"

"Emperor's slugs need love to"

"Jedi Master on board- please fly carefully"

"Member of Stormtroopers Local 1138"

"Max Rebo Tour '03"

"X-wing pilots do it better"

"Support your local stormtrooper legion- buy Imperial"

"I survived the Battle of Endor"

"Baby Ewok on board"

"Yoda School of Sentence Structure Graduate, I am!"

"Don't follow me- my hyperdrive is disabled"

"My other vehicle is a Death Star..."

"If you don't like the way I fly, stay out of the asteroid field"

"If you can read this, you are going to fry in my exhaust fumes"

"Graduate of Darth Vader's Anger Management Lessons"

"So your a Separatist?...Isn't that cute?"

"Keep honking...I'm charging the Superlaster..."

"The Force must love stupid people...it is in SOOOO many of them..."

"You're kid may be a Jedi, but YOU'RE still an idiot"

"I LOVE EWOKS- THEY TASTE JUST LIKE CHICKEN"

"Nice face: but what are you going to do when the Hutt wants its tail back?"

"I would slap you but Dianoga Pie splatters..."

"Don't drink and fly- do deathsticks and hit hyperspace!"

"Just remember, if the universe didn't suck we'd all fall in the Core..."





Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

"I went to Geonosis, and all I got was my arm cut off."

"Faster, more intense."

 

Impeach Palpatine!

I'm nice men

Around the road construction workers a perimeter create

Don't laugh...your daughter may be in here

 

'How's my driving? 1-800-EAT-SITH'

All you need is love!

 

Shmi loves you - everyone else thinks you're an arrogant brat.

 

Seen in real life-

"I am a Star Wars fan. Honk if you (photo of R2D2)." Get it? "I am a star wars fan- honk if you are too." Hehe...I thought it was funny anyway...

 

W.W.Y.D. What Would Yoda Do?

 

If this Falcon's 'a rockin' don't come a knockin'

 

How's my Piloting call 555-SITH

 

I've seen this one in real life

"My Jedi Padawan Mind Tricked Your Honor Student"

 

How's my driving? 1800 EAT POODU!

 

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My son is an honor Jedi

 

On the back of the Executor:

CAUTION ANGRY CYBORG DRIVING

OBIWAN WAS FRAMED

EAT AT DEX'S