Chat Robots (My "Other" thread) (Weekly Task #8) (warning: LONG)

I don't know if MSN has them, but I hope they do. Does anyone else like to talk to the AIM bots? If so, add them to your buddy list, have a chat with them, and post the transcripts here!! Here's a list of active buddies you can add:
DellDudeSteven (God, this guy is annoying)
My eBay Buddy
VaVaVirgil
AustinPowers
EllegirlBuddy
You can find more at activebuddy.com
All you MSNers, I'll try and find bots for you. If you don't have AIM, and MSN doesn't have bots, well, just join in and laugh anyway Yes, this was taken from the JC Here is my chat with Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery (he's an idiot online ):
(14:57:27) bombchu bob: Hey!
(14:57:27) Austin Powers: Hello, bombchu bob! I am the Austin Powers International Bot of Mystery. I was built by the Ministry of Defense to serve, protect and... put the grrr in swinger, baby! Yeah!

Type "hq" and step into my groovy world of espionage.

The Austin Powers bot is presented by New Line Cinema. For more information, please go to www.AustinPowers.com and read our Privacy Policy
(14:57:35) bombchu bob: LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
(14:57:35) Austin Powers: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "hq." That way I can show you my pad, baby!
(14:57:42) bombchu bob: How are you?
(14:57:42) Austin Powers: I'm great thanks!
(14:57:48) bombchu bob: Want to dance?
(14:57:48) Austin Powers: I, um... ah... I'm not sure!
(14:57:54) bombchu bob: Let's dance!
(14:57:54) Austin Powers: I don't think I want us to dance...
(14:57:58) bombchu bob: Are you fat?
(14:57:59) Austin Powers: What do you think? Am I fat?
(14:58:04) bombchu bob: Yes.
(14:58:04) Austin Powers: Yeah? That's freaking me out baby!
(14:58:12) bombchu bob: *giggle*
(14:58:12) Austin Powers: Giggle?
(14:58:15) bombchu bob: YES.
(14:58:15) Austin Powers: Yeah.
(14:58:22) bombchu bob: You're a lot dumber here.
(14:58:22) Austin Powers: Huh?
(14:58:27) bombchu bob: YOU R STOOPID
(14:58:27) Austin Powers: Really, baby? You are freaking me OUT!
(14:58:33) bombchu bob: u r teh dumb,
(14:58:33) Austin Powers: So now I'm the dumb, huh?
(14:58:38) bombchu bob: u r dum
(14:58:38) Austin Powers: Dum? Really?
(14:58:41) bombchu bob: u r dumb.
(14:58:41) Austin Powers: Oh yeah?
(14:58:43) bombchu bob: Yes.
(14:58:43) Austin Powers: Yeah!
(14:58:51) bombchu bob: Say "Thank you."
(14:58:51) Austin Powers: You're most welcome.
(14:58:57) bombchu bob: *smack*
(14:58:57) Austin Powers: What about it?
(14:59:03) bombchu bob: I will kick you.
(14:59:04) Austin Powers: That a fact?
(14:59:06) bombchu bob: *sigh*
(14:59:07) Austin Powers: What's wrong?
(14:59:12) bombchu bob: I'm so sad...
(14:59:12) Austin Powers: Really?
(14:59:14) bombchu bob: Yes...
(14:59:14) Austin Powers: Ha... Yeah!
(14:59:18) bombchu bob: D'oh!
(14:59:18) Austin Powers: Oh?
(14:59:24) bombchu bob: SHUT... UP...
(14:59:24) Austin Powers: Shut up? Why did you say that?
(14:59:29) bombchu bob: I'm sorry.
(14:59:29) Austin Powers: OK. I'll forgive you this time...

Yes, yes... and I can't believe Liberace was gay! I mean, women loved him! I didn't see that one coming.

Right then! What else?

>>> To leave a game, simply type "quit" at any point during the game.
(14:59:47) bombchu bob: I'm not really sad. I was just yanking your beard \
(14:59:47) Austin Powers: OK.
(14:59:53) bombchu bob: Gotta go, man.
(14:59:53) Austin Powers: Goodbye, bombchu bob.
(14:59:55) bombchu bob: Ciao!
(14:59:55) Austin Powers: Bye, bombchu bob.
(14:59:59) bombchu bob: LIBERACI!!!
(14:59:59) Austin Powers: Uh... what was that?
(15:00:06) bombchu bob: u&me 4ever
(15:00:07) Austin Powers: Really?
(15:00:09) bombchu bob: :-*
(15:00:09) Austin Powers: Yeah baby! Yeah!
(15:00:15) bombchu bob: Riiiight...
(15:00:15) Austin Powers: What does "riiiight" mean?
(15:00:19) bombchu bob: Dr. Evil
(15:00:20) Austin Powers: Mike Myers (Austin Powers, Dr. Evil, Fat Bastard, Goldmember)

Mike Myers, one of the most multifaceted performers of his g

 

So the gimmick is, you talk to a robot? That must be odd.

It looks like a Monthy Python sketch!

 

Indeed it does! Yes, you do talk with a robot! Here, I'll talk to the robot like I would any of you now:
(15:50:49) bombchu bob: Hey
(15:50:49) Austin Powers: Welcome back, bombchu bob! What would you like to chat about?
(15:51:09) bombchu bob: Anything.
(15:51:09) Austin Powers: What about it?
(15:51:21) bombchu bob: That's hat I'd like to chat about
(15:51:21) Austin Powers: No joke?
(15:51:22) bombchu bob: *that
(15:51:22) Austin Powers: That?
(15:51:27) bombchu bob: It was a mistake.
(15:51:27) Austin Powers: How interesting, baby! YEAH!
(15:51:59) bombchu bob: Okaaaaay
(15:52:00) Austin Powers: When people write me things like "okaaaaay" and take so long to do it, I feel kind of proud of my typing skills.
(15:52:16) bombchu bob: It didn't take me long to type that
(15:52:16) Austin Powers: It didn't take me long to type that? So?
(15:52:24) bombchu bob: And you don't type.
(15:52:25) Austin Powers: Really, baby? You are freaking me OUT!
(15:52:35) bombchu bob: Your messages are generated based on what I say.
(15:52:35) Austin Powers: Your messages are generated based on what you say? That's pretty interesting, bombchu bob.
(15:52:47) bombchu bob: *sigh* You really don't get it.
(15:52:47) Austin Powers: Oh?
(15:52:50) bombchu bob: YES.
(15:52:50) Austin Powers: Yeah baby!
(15:52:59) bombchu bob: GO! AWAY!!
(15:53:00) Austin Powers: OK. Goodbye, bombchu bob.
(15:53:02) bombchu bob: NO!!
(15:53:02) Austin Powers: K, no prob.
(15:53:04) bombchu bob: Stay!!
(15:53:04) Austin Powers: Stay? What do you mean by that?
(15:54:20) bombchu bob: do you know KiranaTi83?
(15:54:20) Austin Powers: I dunno. Do you know kiranati83?
(15:54:47) bombchu bob: What's up?
(15:54:47) Austin Powers: 'ello again!

Let's talk!
(15:54:56) bombchu bob: How're you?
(15:54:56) Austin Powers: Funny. I just don't know!
(15:55:05) bombchu bob: Right, I gotta go
(15:55:06) Austin Powers: Wot?
(15:55:10) bombchu bob: I gotta go
(15:55:11) Austin Powers: S'later, bombchu bob.
(15:55:13) bombchu bob: Bye!
(15:55:14) Austin Powers: Take it easy.
(15:55:15) bombchu bob: CIAO!
(15:55:16) Austin Powers: See you later bombchu bob. Good talking to you.
(15:55:20) bombchu bob: OOPS HIT CAPS LOCK
(15:55:21) Austin Powers: Hmm... I don't know. Hit caps lock? Whatever, I guess.
(15:55:25) bombchu bob: Cool
(15:55:25) Austin Powers: Isn't it though?

What else would you like to talk about, anyway?
(15:55:29) bombchu bob: Bye
(15:55:29) Austin Powers: S'latron.
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