Chewbaccas father Attichitcuk, is he a wookie pervert?

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From what I can tell he is sexually attracted to...


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Her.

Is it normal for wookies to find human females attractive in that way? And does the Mind Evaporator show up anywhere in the EU at all?

 

that's not nice attichicuk is not a pervert is is a very kind wookie.

 

He could be perfectly nice, but have you seen the Holiday Special and the scene in question?

It's...icky.

 

We know Wookiees are all about the sex.

Yoda even had "good relations" with them.

 

Funny you should bring this up. Just recently I was rereading an old issue of Toyfare, OCT 2007. It had an article called The Joke's on You about toy release hoaxes, this one on fake SW Holiday Special toys. Anyways, it had this to say about Attichitcuk...

I saw the SWHS on youtube a long time ago, but I don't remember any mention that Itchy was a pervert. Maybe my mind blocked it or something?

 

He's called "Itchy" for a reason, knowwhutImean?

 

Members of Rogue Squadron are into Bothans. Jabba likes humanoid females. In a galaxy where there's tons and tons and tons of species that are equally intelligent and capable of culture as your own, it becomes a lot less creepy to be attracted to someone outside of your own genus. Hell, in the Planet of the Apes remake, there were all these allegations thrown around about "bestiality," but frankly a sapient simian is not a beast.

 

Yes; the Revenge of the Sith Cross Sections has a call-out stating that Itchy practices his thermal detonator...tossing...in virtual reality games played on the addictive Wookiee Mind Evaporator.

TC

 

I don't think Jabba actually found his dancing girls desirable in a sexual way, from what I've read he just like collecting them as amusing dolls as a kind of hobby. They were also there to display his wealth seeing as attractive humanoid females being valued by the humanoid males he deals with, they just go along with all the gold, jewels and tapestries. But Itchy did seem to be "Having a good time" in that mind evaporator. And clearly his perversion must be well known about because Saun Dann told him it was going to be "wow" and plugged him straight in knowing full well he would be seeing Mermeia.

Edit: "Mind Evaporator (Kashyyyk) - Basic translation of a Wookiee term for any addictive video game that lacked any form of educational purpose."

Seems a Mind Evaporator is just a general Wookie term, they would likely call a Wii that.

 

Xizor sleeps with mammalian females...a number of Rogues have slept with Bothan females, most notably Gavin Darklighter who was in a long term relationship with one, and Raymet Autem was dating a Felacatian.

It's not weird.

 

I remember starting a thread about the bothan/human thing. Not my best thread. I seem to remember it dying an ignoble death.

I'll just say this. The heart wants what it wants.

 

Difference is Xizor just looks like a green human so fair enough that he would find human females attractive.

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But if Bossk found human looking females attractive something just wouldn't be right with him.

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It's not the fact that he is potentially attracted to a different sentient species that's weird. It's the fact that he's "oohing" and "aaahing" in a pornographic way when his family's in the same room with him preparing Life Day dinner.

 

I think I'll have to stress what I mean here...

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On a scale of 0-10 how physically attractive do you find Mallatobuck? By wookie standards she most likely steaming hot. It's possible that she may do it for a Yuzzem because they share the covered in hair with a dogs face physical aspect in common with each other.

 

Hallelujah for being sceptical of S-canon...

 

This.

 

Oh gosh, this thread's making me laugh so hard

 

Well, the dress does nothing for her.

 

*gigglefit* And I thought I overthought things.

 

Star Wars is full of perverts. Padme dug little boys. Luke made out with his sister. Jabba had slave dancing girls (Yeah, Jabba wasn't in to them. That's why he licked them. Sure. ) What's a wookie that digs humanoid women? It happens. If two sentients love each other, what do I care?

 

don´t get me started on star wars perversions...

Goldenrod's Golden Rod

Cray Mingla loving a Droid replica of dead Nichos Mar

KOTOR widow on Dantooind loving a housekeeping droid

...

 

Vader's Barbie doll, no one's mentioned Horn copulated with a Selonian. A beast. What was Stackpole thinking. This is dispicable as Elizabeth Haydon books. x 100

And Darklighter found that awesome, if you remember that.

Also, that Loronar exec's sex droid in Planet of Twilight.

Ah, those were the days...

 

I don't think Mallatobuck is attractive. Then again, I'm not living in a galaxy populated by thousands of different sapient alien species. And given the prevalence of the humanoid form in the galaxy far, far away, it's probably more common to find humanoids attractive than it is for humanoids to find others attractive.

I mean, hell, here on Earth we have people who like to call themselves "furries"...

 

Of course, Itchy and Malla were depicted as they appeared in the Holiday Special in the C-canon Chewbacca comic series, and Itchy does own an addictive Mind Evaporator headset as per the C-canon Cross Sections Book...

TC

 

Lucas wrote some parts of the Holiday Special so making at least some of it G-level canon.