Cigarette Brand Stereotypes

The one stereotype that has been proven to be true:

Black people smoke Newports and Methol Brands
Dirty poor middle age women smoke Basics
White Frat Boys that only smoke at parties smoke Marlboro Lights
Old Ladies with too much make-up smoke Virginia Slims and Capris and Mistys
Nobody smokes Dorals
WW2 vets smoke unfiltered Lucky Strikes
Truckers and most men smoke Marlboro Reds
People "trying to quit" smoke Marlboro Ultra Lights
Liberal Arts college kids smoke cloves and Dunhills
People trying to look cool and exotic and most "newbs" smoke cloves
Gangsters and Blacks smoke Kools
Gay men smoke Benson & Hedges
College students smoke Camel Lights

Feel free to add more or disagree.

 

You forgot to add that emo gothic guys smoke reefer.

 

If this was true the company would go out of business.

So, Blacks smoke both of those? Or does "Blacks" in the second instance mean something different, like a certain gang or something?

 

Not all gangsters are black.

 

All of their lung's color.

 

He means that blacks smoke both Newports and Kools at the same time.

 

Ah, I get it now.

 

I smoke crack. Big fist-sized chunks of crack.

 

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"The brand you can AFFORD."

 

I smoke Lucky Strikes sometimes and I've never fought in WW2.

 

I work at a small grocery store and those are the exact same observations I've gathered.

In addition: 70 year old tobacco farmers smoke Kentucky Best

 

I didn't know Lucky Strikes were still around. But then again, I don't smoke cigarettes.

 

I haven't seen any in a while.

 

Smart people don't smoke.

 

Stereotyping is wrong.

 

I only type in mono.

 

Wow. Funny, but lame.

 

native americans and snake pliskins smoke the true, natural american spirit.

 

Badasses smoke Cowboy Killers.

 

I smoke cheese.

Smoked cheddar, damn good.

 

These were the cheapest cigs I"ve ever seen ( I don't smoke)

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People who are almost broke smoke Main Streets.

 

Can you share the wealth?

 

Woodsmen buy dip.