Cock-er-nee Rhyming Slang

At the stock cars last night, somebody crashed and the commentator said: "Ooh! That's a big accident. I hope somebody got a Jimmy Saville of that..."

We've talked about it in the office this morning, and we don't know what he means. Was he talking about a photograph or summat?

Any ideas?!? ?

 

I had a look on this site Cockney Rhyming Slang and there is no "jimmy saville" on there.

 

Yeah, we checked the web this morning too - which makes it all the more mysterious...

 

Are you sure he didn't mean 'Fix it' - as in Jim'll Fix it...

I have a cock-ney book at home which I'll look up tonight

 

Yeah, we thought of that Az. Fixit - pix it. I dunno...

 

Or... the crash might have been so bad he meant that the people had done a Jimmy Saville.

i.e.

//shakes

Oooooorrrrrreeeeeeeeeuggggghhhrrrrrrroooooeeeerrrrrgggghhhhhhh.....

 

Noe then, now then....what do we have here?

 

//lights cigar

//turns into bleached skeleton