JCC Congratulations to NICHOLAS CAGE, Who Secretly Married on Saturday

He has now filed for an annulment.

 

So that's shorter that his previous short one correct?

 

His previous shortest one was two years, so yes, it's a new record.

 

Was it to a stolen Mongolian T-Rex head?

 

They were only ever engaged.

 

Diggy ... I don't know how to say this , but someone has to ... you've committed a heinous sin - there's no H in Nicolas Cage .

 

Oh, you thought we were talking about the actor? No this is about some random dude named Nicholas.

 

I just assumed that everyone in the world was already secretly married to Nicolas Cage.

 

That would certainly make my finances a lot easier. Okay, I'll do it!

 

Is it worth the cost?

 

Would it.

 

@JoinTheSchwarz , looks like we need your services again
Congratulations to Diggy's NICHOLAS CAGE, Who Secretly Married on Saturday Thread (Dark Fate)

 

Kind of a...that title...

 

Nicolas Un-Caged. He was born to be free of such multi-day entanglements.

 

Who's the lucky lady? In my head, it's Kate Beckinsale.

 

It's a pristine copy of Action Comics #1. But because of the tax trouble, it's Action Comics Vol. 2 #1.

 

Someone named Erika Koike.

According to annulment documents filed by Cage, the couple were “both drinking to the point of intoxication” before participating in the wedding ceremony on Saturday, May 23rd. Due to his intoxication, Cage says he “lacked understanding” of his actions and “reacted on impulse without the ability to recognize or understand the full impact of his actions.” He also claims that Koike did not tell him about “the full nature and extent of her relationship with another person,” nor did she disclose her criminal history.

I guess the fourth time isn't the charm.

 

gez, you put blank spaces before full stops.

 

I'm claustrophobic .