Conjoined twins... joined at the penis.

Just something to ponder. Some dilemmas that need to be addressed:

Who gets the bigger dong after the operation?

Cicumcision?

What will peeing alone be like after years of conjoined peeing? Traumatic?

Going out into public... HOW?!

Walking... seems like it would be difficult.

Go wild.

 

Hmmmmmmm

 

I believe there is an ancient greek myth purporting this as the origin of homosexuals.

 

Some poeple need to bridge the gap between them.

 

Would they lose half their brain capacity after the operation?

 

It sounds like at least one of them will get shafted.

 

Would they be joined along the shaft, or would they be joined at the place where the urethra is supposed to be?

 

I don't know about that, but one will sing a register higher than the other.

 

Must have been one hell of a tug a war to get them out of the birth canal.

 

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned awkard sex yet...

 

Misandry at its finest.

 

Are they gay by default?

 

Thank you fore reminding me of how cool my life is compared to what it could be.