Could you imagine the smell at Woodstock?

I mean, you had 400,000+ hippies all together in one place, not much in the way of sanitation facilities, and people who generally avoided bathing on principle. Sure, it may have rained one day during the festival, but I don't think it helped any. Add the summer heat,and we're talking one overpowering stench. Just be glad they didn't make the movie in Smell-O-Vison.

I'm sorry,but these are the thoughts that I think up.

 

The petchoulie! The horror!

 

Commie.

 

I bet it didnt smell as bad as Ozzfest '04, when everybody started making bonfires out of plastic beer cups and t-shirts.

 

I can't imagine it being much worse than being stuck smack-dab in the middle of a GOP convention.