Dead Baby Jokes

Dead baby jokes are all the rage, it seems. For example:


Q: How do you get 100 dead babies into a bathtub?


A: A blender!


or the sequel to that joke:


Q: How do you get 100 blended dead babies out of a bathtub?


A: Tostitos!



Got any good dead baby jokes for my collection?

droideka EDIT: Apologies, because i LOVE dead baby jokes (thanks for the awesome link down there, Evil_King_Wiggins!) but I have to lock this. Too offensive for too many people, unfortunately.

 

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Ummmm....I don't get it...why are dead babies funny?

 

Yikes.

 

dead babies != cool

joking about said dead babies =

 

How do you unload a dumptruck full of dead babies?

with a pitchfork!

What if one of the dead babies is still alive?

don't worry, you've got your pitchfork.

What if one of the dead babies is still alive at the bottem of the pile?

it can eat it's way out!

What if the dead baby eats it's way out and comes after you?

you've still go tyour pitchfork!


I know some more, bit i don't think we can tell these here!

Evil.

 

why did the dead baby cross the road?
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because it wasstapled to the chicken

Whats red and bubbly and claws at the window?
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a baby in a microwave

how many babys does it take to paint a house?
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depends how hard u throw them

what runs in circles all day but only moves one leg?
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a baby with one foot nailed to the floor

how do u fit a baby in a matchbox?
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blender

how do u get it out?
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nachos.

Whats better than 10 babies stapled to a tree?

1 baby stapled to 10 trees!



What's pink and chunky?
A baby with leprosy.

 

Whats red and bubbly and claws at the window?
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a baby in a microwave





Now even I'm disgusted.



Excellent work!

 

LMAO [Face_laugh]

Edit: when I was in junior high (many moons ago), I had a bunch of Truly Tasteless Joke Books that were chalk full of great dead baby jokes.

 

Is there something I'm not getting here? Did I miss a new South Park or something? Where this became cool?? I am really confused.

 

Man we are going to die at the hands of mods but I'll chime in:

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?

I don't have a Corvette in the garage!

 

Uhhhhhhhh....I mean, I know this is the JCC and all, but isn't that just kinda...wrong? I think it is, anyway...

 

Thats so messed up but their so funny LOL!

 

And the award for most politically incorrect thread of all times goes to...

 

It is Chiss, but like you said, JCC.

 

this goes beyond PC...morals are coming into play here...

 

Dead Baby Jokes

Evil.

 

Dead baby jokes are all the rage, it seems.

Correction: WERE all the rage. I remember hearing dead baby jokes in junior high. Now I'm in my 2nd year of college and I haven't heard a dead baby joke until this thread.

 

What? It's not like I have a stack of dead babies in my closet or something...


... yet.


EDIT" I remember hearing dead baby jokes in junior high.


It seems they've found their way into my friends' brains once again.