Demi Moore's bush needs a trimming...

and your help is requested.

Her bush has grown wild and out of control and it needs a trimming. Your gardening skills are needed.

You have been commissioned to trim it down a make a fun shape out of it.


I choose shape of baby elephant!

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Your turn now! Make like Edward Scissorhands.

 

How about a dragon coming out?
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Hire Brazilian gardeners.

 

I'm going to need my hoes for this job.

 

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haha i totally thought you were referring to her pubic hair

 

Pubic hair?
Show some dignity ya perv!

 

Demi Moore? Why...why???? Is it "Help senior citizens day"?

 

I got just the thing:

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Where's Edward Scissorhands where you need him? Quick, someone post a pic. I'm too lazy.

P.S. They filmed part of that movie near my house in Lakeland.

 

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What does a pussy have to do with a bush?

 

Think about it for a minute and it'll come to you.

 

Nope, still don't get it.

 

...

 

God, I wish the lolcat thing would go away already.

 

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Nice beaver.

 

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nice beaver!

 

Why thank you. I just had it stuffed.

 

Has it sunk in yet?

 

You don't want to go there. Trust me.