Did internet posters come up with the new Wendy's commercials?

According to the new Wendy's commercials, the Frosty is now "The only soquid you eat with a fpoon". I half expected an "O RLY" to pop up in there somewhere.

I miss Dave Thomas.

 

LMAO... I did too!

Might as well get this out of the way though:

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I don't care about ad campaigns, Frostys are vegan!

 

Frostys have lost some of their appeal to me as time goes on. i'm not quite sure why.

 

Remember when Dave Thomas did that commercial where he was holding a guitar, with a heavy metal band? He was all like "Rock me, Rock me, you can't stop me".

This was like 1998, it was lol.

 

Really? I thought they had milk.

 

I prefer Dairy Queen's Blizzards. Plain vanilla with crushed M&M's rawks! Wendy's needs to get their own ideas.

 

From Wendys.com: Cool, creamy and refreshing. Made with real milk, nothing satisfies more than this Wendy?s original.

 

Hahaha!!!!! RebelScum77 drinks cow's milk!!!!!

 

You realize you just ruined her day right? She's probably gonna ban you when she returns to duty.

 

lol. Milk is like Vegan kryptonite. And Meat is like Vegan...uh, bad stuff as well.

 

I like the potatos they have at Wendy's.

 

Being vegan as well, the only thing I actually eat at Wendy's are the fries and the garden side salad. They supposedly have a veggie sandwich, but I've never seen it anywhere.

 

I just tried to say "fpoon" and failed.


*womp-womp-waaaaaaah*

 

What's a fpoon?

 

"A frosty spoon" - dude in commercial

 

They were actually vegan for a long time, even though they call it "dairy", it's a fairly recent change. It was well documented on a lot of vegetarian websites.

 

Or was it?

 

I'm confused. Is it vegan now or did it used to be vegan?

 

Or ever?????

 

Of course...the website says "real milk" as an ingredient...


But they never say *what kind* real milk...


You know what that means.....



Yay! You aren't drinking cow juice after all!

 

I hate these commercials.

 

Speaking of Wendy's commercials, I'm kind of insulted by claiming the same lettuce and tomatoes that are on every sandwich count as 'fresh veggies' on their frescata sandwiches. Chances are these will bomb (I went to a packed Wendy's the other day and didn't see anyone eating one). These will bomb like the ham sandwich McDonald's had ages ago.

 

The what?




Exactly.