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Disney digitally shrinks Lindsay Lohan's breasts.

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by obi-wannabe1, Jun 14, 2005.

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  1. obi-wannabe1

    obi-wannabe1 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Seattlepi.com:

    Herbie may be fully loaded, but Lindsay Lohan's only partly there.

    Test screenings among parent groups found the teenage actress too voluptuous to star in a kids movie. The Irish Examiner was among the first to report that Disney technicians responded by digitally reducing the star's breasts and creating more modest T-shirt necklines to cover the little they had left.

    "Herbie: Fully Loaded" is the fourth sequel to "The Love Bug" from 1968, about a Volkswagen Beetle with a mind of its own.

    To please test-market parents, Disney reduced Lohan's breasts by two cup sizes.





    What is the world coming to?
     
  2. whiteeagle

    whiteeagle Jedi Master star 6

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  3. master_organa

    master_organa Jedi Knight star 5

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    [face_laugh]I hate Lohan, so this is extra good. I wonder what she thinks about it.[face_mischief]
     
  4. Angel_Jedi_Master

    Angel_Jedi_Master Jedi Knight star 6

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    I think if I were her (and if her breasts were real), I'd be offended.
     
  5. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Force Ghost star 6

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    I wonder if they can do the opposit thing. I have a few pics I want to improve :p
     
  6. Jedi_Mark

    Jedi_Mark Jedi Knight star 5

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    Knock, knock
    Hear that? It's Li Lo's career. It's almost over.
     
  7. Mr_Abe_Froman

    Mr_Abe_Froman Jedi Youngling

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    I had read this awhile back.

    This is just as Lame as them digitally removing the kabala bracelet from that Ashton movie.

    They are boobs!! covered boobs!! it's not like she was rubbing them on the dashboard or sticking the gear shift between them....wait! she doesn't does she? (stands by with fandango to order tickets just in case)

    Next thing they will digitally remove Robin Williams body hair in The Bird Cage.

    hella stupid.
     
  8. BenduHopkins

    BenduHopkins Jedi Master star 4

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    Sad. Very sad.
     
  9. Larmo

    Larmo Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Quite strange, considering the source of the report is a tabloid and the director denied it.

     
  10. ~ô¿ô~

    ~ô¿ô~ Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Awww... I loved Lindsay in The Parent Trap

    Too bad she had to turn into a slut :(
     
  11. Cobranaconda

    Cobranaconda Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Disney making themselves look stupid again. Nothing voluptuous about her. Maybe if a 44FF was doing it, but anyway, kids'll see them sooner or later. Might as well see them in Herbie!
     
  12. MrC123

    MrC123 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I don't know whether I want to laugh or cry.
     
  13. obi-wannabe1

    obi-wannabe1 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    i think it's funny that parental groups can now point to specific physical characteristics of an actress or actor and say "i don't like that, change it" and have them digitally alter thier bodies.

    If I were her, I'd be pissed and say "who the hell are you to change what my body looks like? If you don't like my mammeries, don't see the movie!"

     
  14. TypoCelchu

    TypoCelchu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Well, there goes any reason for me to see that movie...
     
  15. DarthNomis

    DarthNomis Jedi Knight star 6

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    I thought the anorexia was taking care of those puppies. [face_devil]
     
  16. ~ô¿ô~

    ~ô¿ô~ Jedi Youngling star 1

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    If I were her, I'd be pissed and say "who the hell are you to change what my body looks like? If you don't like my mammeries, don't see the movie!"

    She probably signed away any rights to control what she looks like as part of the contract- that's pretty standard now, AFAIK.
     
  17. crestfallen

    crestfallen Jedi Knight star 5

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    This is a dark day.
     
  18. darthtenbiscuits

    darthtenbiscuits Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    And so goes the only reason I might not change the channel if this movie was on television.
     
  19. Siths_Revenge

    Siths_Revenge Jedi Youngling star 7

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    Of course, the question still remains - will anyone still the movie regardless?
     
  20. Indiana_Fett

    Indiana_Fett Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I won't.

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  21. ApolloSmileGirl

    ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Knight star 8

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    I liked the Herbie movies when I was a kid.......

    So, maybe for nostalgia's sake I'd go see it like at a dollar theater.


     
  22. ~ô¿ô~

    ~ô¿ô~ Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Now that they've shrunk them the kids won't see it because their parents think the boobs are still too big, and the pervs won't see it because they've said they've been shrunk.

    So basically, no.
     
  23. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I was thinking that I'd not see this movie. Now I know it.


    edit: That is pretty funny though.

     
  24. Siths_Revenge

    Siths_Revenge Jedi Youngling star 7

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    Any bikini scenes?
     
  25. Lord_NoONE

    Lord_NoONE Jedi Master star 5

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    This is one of thre greatest tragedies in the history of mankind.

    What Lindsay has is real and spectacular!
    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v71/PaxRomano/jackie.jpg]
     
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