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Do aliens poop.

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Only-One Cannoli, Dec 22, 2011.

  1. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  2. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    What else would Stonehenge be made of?
     
  3. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    You know that scene in the J.J. Abrams Star Trek movie where Nero was walking in ankle-deep water on his ship to get to a restrained Captain Pike?

    What do you think was in that water?
     
  4. PrincessKenobi

    PrincessKenobi Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Neither they are poop.
     
  5. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Yes they do...and it can eat through goddamn hull.

     
  6. Im_just_guessing

    Im_just_guessing Jedi Knight star 7

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    Nero's feet.
     
  7. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Force Ghost star 8

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    Some people--myself and the members of the message board I frequent about the topic--maintain that life on earth actually developed from rest stopping aliens who couldn't hold it until Jupiter.
     
  8. ApolloSmileGirl

    ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Knight star 8

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    idk, does this count as pooping?
     
  9. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    Aliens would HAVE to expel waste somehow, so pooping is most likely if they are a higher lifeform.


    But who knows...perhaps they don't actually eat anything, thus making pooping unnecessary. Maybe they are like Ents, walking sentient plants who thrive on photosynthesis.
     
  10. Mr_Burns

    Mr_Burns Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I believe alien excretions manifest as an energy field, which they then harness as a form of wireless bioelectromagnetism to power their appliances and vehicles and so on.
     
  11. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    I always did suspect Willie Nelson was not of this earth.
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