Does your star sign dictate who you really are? Jedi Scorpio's...

It has recently emerged, due to an immense amount of 'virtual' birthday cake flying around the threads)that there are a lot of Scorpio's here on the boards (Joe, Jase, Verity, Baza, Tim Bolton, Darkinhere...).

Happy birthday to all Scorpio's!

Scorpio
Your good points include;-
As a scorpio, you have the ability to adapt to the changes that life throws at you.
As a scorpio, you are able to keep secrets if you think they justify your confidentiality.
As a scorpio, you are able to hide your true feelings and grace someone with a softer persona.
As a scorpio, you are level headed and do not get phased by outlandish ideas easily.
As a scorpio, you can draw certain people towards your way of thinking and influence groups if given the chance.
As a scorpio, you are able to dart off at a tangent yet relate it to an existing point.
As a scorpio, you are able to multi-task.
As a scorpio, you can almost feel another person's emotions given the right circumstances.
As a scorpio, you have the ability of becoming totally absorbed in a project to the exclusion of the outside world if it is important to you at the time.

Your negative points include;-
As a scorpio, you can be fast to rise to the bait.
As a scorpio, if you dislike a person you show attitudes of ruthlessness and vindictiveness and you can be quite underhand in your tactics.
As a scorpio, you have the ability to deliberately hurt people especially old friends.
As a scorpio, you can be rude and act before you think.
As a scorpio, you have a strong lean towards possessiveness, jealousy and vindictiveness.

What do you think?

 

Your good points include;-
Adapt to changes - No
Keep secrets - Check
Hide your true feelings - Check
Level headed - Check
Influence groups - No
Dart off at a tangent - Check
Multi-task - Check
Feel another person's emotions - Sometimes
Absorbed in a project - Check

Your negative points include;-
Fast to rise to the bait - No
Show attitudes of ruthlessness and vindictiveness - Check
Deliberately hurt people - No
Rude and act before you think - Can't everyone at some time?
Possessiveness, jealousy and vindictiveness - No

Make up your own mind about me

 

7 / 9 on the good points is a great start....the neg ones I usually brush under the table anyway (refers to the 'secretive' positive point!)

 

A bit long, but according to some friends this is totally accurate.

Your Guardian Angel, Ariel, is the Angel of Detachment.

He controls demons and is ruler of the winds. He also helps rediscover hidden treasures. You are broad-minded and liberal in all your dealings and thoughtful in all that you do. You have a tough temperament and independent nature. At the same time, you are thoughtful and considerate in friendship and fun-loving in romance.

'What makes a Scorpio tick'
LISTEN. DO you want to know a secret? (Where have I heard that line before?) Do you promise not to tell? Scorpios are ace! Their coolness can be captivating, and their furtiveness fascinating. And they're so laid back it's luscious! Scorpios have more undercurrents than a conger eel. You never know what makes them tick because they never give you a clue. (Is it clockwork or quartz?) They sit looking enigmatic, and you wonder what on earth they're thinking about!In fact, enigmatic is the supreme Scorpio word. The normal give-away for this Plutonic sign is the eyes, which are like deep pools you wonder what's going on below the surface. Scorpios are like icebergs: after all, if you combine their element, Water, with their Fixed quality, what do you get but ice?Aries and Scorpio share the ancient rulership of mighty Mars, yet their temperaments are as different as chalk and cheese. Arians have Hashes of Fiery fury, and act on impulse (they'll suddenly strangle you with a sock). Scorpios. though, simmer and smoulder on the back burner of life's cooker, plotting and planning how to get even with you. And they'll manage it in the end! Scorpios have psychological power, and use it to the full whenever they can. (They could manipulate Machiavellil)Never underestimate a Scorpio. This is a phantasmagorically profound placing for a person, and Scorpios are imbued with intensity. This is. after all, the sign of sex and death.Death, for a Scorpio, isn't always something physical: instead these folk can kill off certain sections of their lives they no longer like in the twinkling of an eye. They can transform and transfigure their lives more than any other sign, making fresh starts with barely a backward glance. However, since this is the sign of obsessions, some Scorpios are fascinated by physical death, and can gad about graveyards, looking at the headstones and absorbing the atmosphere. They'll be engrossed and enthralled by the ritual of death, and almost have death wishes, because they can't wait to know what it's like on the other side. Other Scorpios go to the opposite extreme, and are petrified of popping off!Make no mistake, this is a sign of such compulsion, obsession and profundity that some people find Scorpios hard to handle. Just thinking about their intense inquisitions, interrogations and investigations makes some folk's hair stand on end! Scorpios can be like an oil rig, drilling deep into the heart of the matter. (I wonder how many of the men are called Derrick?) And if you want to know what makes a Scorpio tick you've got to do the same to them. Then you'll start to see what's submerged beneath that superficially serene surface. (A Scorpio may come across as cool, calm and collected, but underneath that elegant exterior is a sizzling selection of scorching sensations simply seething away!)Power is very important to these Plutonians, but it's always gained in a secretive way. Scorpios operate behind the scenes; they love to manipulate others, but hate to be caught in the glare of the spotlight themselves.But don't just think there's only one sort of Scorpio, who's like the Spanish Inquisition. There are three sides to this sign, from the angelic to the awfiil. Top of the list is the devout dove. This is the Scorpio who believes in peace and tranquillity, and strives for it at all costs. (Perhaps even becoming a nun or a monk in the process.) Next comes the exciting eagle the daredevil hero who takes risks and laughs in the face of danger. Whether James or Jane Bond, this Scorpio works behind the scenes as a spy or a secret agent.

 

Another Scorpio here.

Your good points include;-
Adapt to changes - Yep
Keep secrets - Yep
Hide your true feelings - Nope, most people can read me like a book
Level headed - Usually
Influence groups - Sometimes
Dart off at a tangent - Yep
Multi-task - Yep
Feel another person's emotions - Sometimes
Absorbed in a project - Very much so

Your negative points include;-
Fast to rise to the bait - Sometimes
Show attitudes of ruthlessness and vindictiveness - Not usually
Deliberately hurt people - No
Rude and act before you think - Sometimes
Possessiveness, jealousy and vindictiveness - Occasionally

 

Verity: Um, yay?

 

I'm an Aries and I love war... and the Sith so maybe there is something in it

 

I am gonna say yes to some, though they depend on circumstances - not sure if a "maybe" is more suitable (I'll put a "*" next to the yes ones for the maybes).

Your good points include;-
Adapt to changes - Yes *
Keep secrets - Yes
Hide your true feelings - Yes *
Level headed - Yes *
Influence groups - Yes * (depends what it is about)
Dart off at a tangent - Oh Yes!
Multi-task - Yes
Feel another person's emotions - Yes
Absorbed in a project - Yes

Your negative points include;-
Fast to rise to the bait - Yes
Show attitudes of ruthlessness and vindictiveness - Yes
Deliberately hurt people - Arrghhhh, ermmmmm, not sure ... No
Rude and act before you think - Yes
Possessiveness, jealousy and vindictiveness - Yes

PANTS!

Told you I was a typical Scorpio
Best way to describe us is driven, emotive and passionate. And don't match me with Leos - ever again

 

Alot of frikkin weirdo's if ya believe all that nonsense!

 

Typical Virgo

 

I'm a Cancer. Ho-hum!

 

And they're so laid back it's luscious!

Not me lol

Scorpios. though, simmer and smoulder on the back burner of life's cooker, plotting and planning how to get even with you.

So me!

instead these folk can kill off certain sections of their lives they no longer like in the twinkling of an eye.

Me

making fresh starts with barely a backward glance.

I can dwell on the past - especially mistakes

Scorpios are fascinated by physical death, and can gad about graveyards, looking at the headstones and absorbing the atmosphere. They'll be engrossed and enthralled by the ritual of death, and almost have death wishes, because they can't wait to know what it's like on the other side.

Well, I do love the Medieval death stuff - Ars Moriendi, Dance of Death, Bosch's Last Judgment and all that lol! If I die tomorrow, so what? My family will miss me, but maybe then I can get on with the afterlife lol

Just thinking about their intense inquisitions, interrogations and investigations makes some folk's hair stand on end! Scorpios can be like an oil rig, drilling deep into the heart of the matter.

Yeah, I do annoy people when I try to do that.

(I wonder how many of the men are called Derrick?)

Me too

(A Scorpio may come across as cool, calm and collected, but underneath that elegant exterior is a sizzling selection of scorching sensations simply seething away!)

Damn straight!

Scorpios operate behind the scenes; they love to manipulate others, but hate to be caught in the glare of the spotlight themselves.

Not sure about manipulate, but don't shine the light on me

IF A Scorpio has fallen in love with you, rush out right away and invest in a fire extinguisher, then leave it within arm's reach at all times. (Especially in your boudoir.) You'll need it. Scorpios perform on a pulsatfngly passionate plateau when they're in love, and will smoulder and sizzle away until you'll swear you can see smoke emanating from their ears.

LMAO!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Oi, not literally *splosh*

because these people need a lot of love, too.

Da Core!

That may be why many Scorpios marry twice.

[Vader]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo![/Vader]

Whereas most signs find they can love each other on a more day-to-day basis, the Scorpio will make a big thing about every minute. Some Scorpios can become overpoweringly jealous, imagining all sorts of ludicrous liaisons for their lovers, and putting their partners through real psychological wars at the same time.

Is this writer stalking me???????!!!!

Because this is such an enigmatic sign, it's difficult to say how to get a long-term relationship with a Scorpio, but basically you have to be loyal, faithful, and where he or she wants you.

Yep

Nonetheless, if you have a Scorpio as a friend, you can be fairly sure that they will be a pal for ever and ever, as long as you play by the rules. (Their rules, that is.) As Scorpios belong to the quartet of Fixed signs, they need permanence within their relationships, and won't like to chop and change.

True

It's no good coming out fighting with a Scorpio. (Not unless you are ready to throw in the towel half-way through the first round.)

Heh!

This is a good example of the Scorpio destructivene

 

Not for me thanks, I'm necrophobic. Something about the body being there when nobody's home just freaks me out.

 

I am not keen on real dead bodies, I am talking sculpture and stuff. Real dead bodies freak me out

 

I love zombies! They're cool!

*see what I did there...??? ahh forget it!!*

 

Hey, that's me! People always find it wierd when I say I'm not particularly scared of death; I'm curious about what it's like. And I have been known to take a walk through a cemetary for no reason.

 

Didnt realise how much bumphf there was there, but it was sent to me by a friend who claimed the writer must have known me.