Don't These Birthday Cards Seem....TWISTED?! (AOTC Hallmark Card Images Inside!)

Please note: There are character images here from AOTC...light spoilers. If you've seen the trailers you should be okay with this.

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Okay, some of these are a little disturbing:

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I mean, Yoda talking about his husband?

All your favorite Sith pals calling someone 'brother'?

And that Vader card...that'll put the fear of Dad into your unruly son

 

Nabooty, some of that is spoiler material.
You'd be better to warn, or move this?

 

"Swing both ways I do, get my freak-on I will"

 

I don't see anything spoilerish there...

 

I'm REALLY confused. Where's the spoiler material?

Or is Yoda's husband in Episode II?

 

LOL, Yoda's hubby is....Palpatine

Yoda cheats on him with Jar Jar, then Palps banishes the Jedi Master to Dagobah...

Get me to a swampy nunnery, I will

 

Well I can't very well tell you without using spoilers can I?

I just thought that a certain character in there with a certain something in hand, and certain other characters behind this character reveal a pretty big plot point that many unspoiled may not know about.

Thanks for adding the warning Nabooty.

(I don't care because I am spoiled, but I was trying to be respectful of ones who are not.)

 

lol. Funny stuff. Some look neat.

 

Or is Yoda's husband in Episode II?


Does that mean Yoda is gay?

 

LOL!

That Yoda card takes the cake.
If any man is married to a woman who looks like Yoda, she's got bigger problems than what card to get him.

 

I don't know...it's hard for any red-blooded male to resist a two-foot tall, green gal with pointy ears

 

Scariest...cards...ever...

 

The horror, the horror...

 

LOL, that's funny. I've been giving my Dad Father's Day cards with pics of Vader and Leia for years.

 

I have some old ones from '94 that are pretty cool. one has a picture of Yoda on front in the swamp. On the indside it says "Yoda man." or "Yoda one for me." ...or something like that.

I'll have to stock up on these new ones.

 

In Arkansas, Hallmark makes a special anniversary card with Luke and Leia kissing on the front of it.

 

That is hilarious. I think I'm going to get one of those for my brother's birthday, just for a laugh.

 

B'ommar:

 

hmm... i like SW cards and am glad that they are coming out with some new ones, ...but i must admit most of these are a little frightening.

 

absolute madness...

 

My friend gave me the 2nd from the right on the first row for my bday 2 years ago, the one with Vader saying it's useless to resist.

 

This is hilarious! I suppose what makes them so is the context of it all

 

Scary;
I think 'Yodas' are asexual or whatever. You know? They like, have both genders and so they can impregnate themselves.

I mean, what other method of survival could they have? Would anyone ever want to date them, let alone marry or have their children?
*shudder*