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Dunkin' Donuts has the worst donut selection ever!

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by DarthDragon164, Jan 24, 2010.

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  1. DarthDragon164

    DarthDragon164 Jedi Master star 4

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    So I walked into a Dunkin' Donuts today to buy my brother and I a half dozen donuts. Much to our dismay, the donut selection was horrible. They had some glazed, kreme-filled, and coconut([face_sick]) donuts. My brother and I, being icing and sprinkles fans, were severely disappointed, but settled for 6 glazeds.

    Why does a store called Dunkin' Donuts have a poor selection of donuts? I understand that the focus of the franchise is on coffee now, but don't you think that the company would at least put a little effort into it titular product?
     
  2. ApolloSmileGirl

    ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Knight star 8

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    Try getting there before 10 in the morning, genius. :rolleyes:
     
  3. Only-One Cannoli

    Only-One Cannoli Ex-Mod star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Wow sounds like this is an epic fail 100% on your part, half from not getting there at a good time of the day, and half on having terrible judgement when it comes to donuts. What, a donut store sucks because it doesn't carry enough of the kind YOU like? Burn in a pit of eternal coconut donuts, please.
     
  4. darth_gersh

    darth_gersh Force Ghost star 7

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    *Snarky comment*
     
  5. Aragorn327

    Aragorn327 Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I love Dunkin' Donuts.

    You are now henceforth on my enemies list.
     
  6. Im_just_guessing

    Im_just_guessing Jedi Knight star 7

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    What more do you need besides Chocolate Glazed?
     
  7. Chancellor_Ewok

    Chancellor_Ewok Chosen One star 7

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    If you want good dounts, they I have two words for you:Tim.Hortons.
     
  8. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    First off, to the canadian heathen there is no talk of Tim Hortons on an american board. Go to Fanforce Canada.

    And to the thread author.

    Sprinkles, for a man. Dude sprinkles for a man are just lame.
     
  9. Chancellor_Ewok

    Chancellor_Ewok Chosen One star 7

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    Silly American. It is only a matter of time befour Dunkin' Donuts falls to Tim Hortons' maple dipped awesomeness. Surrendur now and be spared.
     
  10. Aragorn327

    Aragorn327 Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Dunkin' Donuts does maple dipped donuts also, they're quite good.

    I'm not a big Tims fan because of the microwaving.
     
  11. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    Never I will never join you. I will not join the Tim Horton's empire.

    You have failed your canadianess.

    I am an American, like my father before me.

     
  12. darth_gersh

    darth_gersh Force Ghost star 7

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    Much better
    http://www.voodoodoughnut.com/
     
  13. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    Tim Horton Sourdough Glazed is pretty tasty. The rest as just eh and the jelly is awful.
     
  14. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    Only after you head over to FanForce Australia.
     
  15. DarthDragon164

    DarthDragon164 Jedi Master star 4

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    If I had a choice, I wouldn't have chosen Dunkin' Donuts. Their actually one of my least favorite brands of donuts, but they were what was around, and I'd rather have bad donuts than no donuts.

    And I'm not so sure it would have been much better had I come there earlier. Most of the racks on the donut shelf were filled as it was.
     
  16. Salacious_Drabb

    Salacious_Drabb Jedi Knight star 3

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    I like the Blueberry Bloom -- I think that's what it's called -- at Tim Horton's. There are a fair few of them here in NYC, despite what they say on How I Met Your Mother. And the Dunkin' Donuts near me usually has a good selection of sprinkled doughnuts, even in the afternoon.
     
  17. AcklayComeHome

    AcklayComeHome Jedi Master star 7

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    Not for Homer.
    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/merke/simpstuff.jpg]
     
  18. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Winner VIP - Game Host

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    Because Dunkin' Donuts is a sponsor of the Boston Celtics, they are evil.

    2008-2009 L.A. Lakers: World Champions! :cool:

     
  19. Jaques_Shalock

    Jaques_Shalock Jedi Youngling star 1

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    That's quite unfortunate.

    Who doesn't want a donut every now and again?

    I suggest you make your own donuts. Purchase a donut maker and some sprinkles.
     
  20. Katana_Geldar

    Katana_Geldar Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    [image=http://www1.theworldlink.com/food_junkie/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/homer-simpson-donut-dream1.gif]
    Donuts, is there anything they can't do?

    I like jam and cinnamon donuts, but not together!
     
  21. KissMeImARebel

    KissMeImARebel Force Ghost star 5

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    Dunkin Donuts has really gone down in quality IMHO when it comes to donuts. A decade ago you could walk into a store and they'd have a good dozen or so choices. These days, you're lucky to see five.
     
  22. Jaques_Shalock

    Jaques_Shalock Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I have the last of a box of Tim Hortons, with an Apple Fritter, and a Raisin Dutchie, on the counter as I type this.
     
  23. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    What do you expect from people who can't spell "dough"?
     
  24. lexu

    lexu Force Ghost star 6

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    I've never been to a Dunkin' Donuts, but my experience with Krispy Kreme was less satisfactory than the donuts selection at Safeway.
     
  25. MagicSpork

    MagicSpork Jedi Knight star 2

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    So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop
    And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
    And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"
    I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
    He said "Nah, we're outta glazed donuts"
    I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"
    He said "Nah, we're outta jelly donuts"
    I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
    He said "Nah, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
    I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
    He said "Nah, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
    I said "You got any apple fritters?"
    He said "Nah, we're outta apple fritters"
    I said "You got any bear claws?"
    He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"...


    ..."NAH, we're outta bear claws"
    I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?"
    He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
    I said "OK, I'll take that"
     
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