Emergency code 913. I have no contact on any frequency.

Exactly nine minutes, thirteen seconds into Return of the Jedi, immediately following a series of compliments by a negotiating hologram message, an entranced and flattered Hutt widens his eyes and exhales.

Exactly nine minutes, thirteen seconds into The Empire Strikes Back, immediately following a series of ominous signs from an ice creature, an echoing roar inspires a frantic search for a lightsaber.

Exactly nine minutes, thirteen seconds into A New Hope, immediately following a series of complaints by a protocol droid, a mechanic beeps a seemingly incomprehensible message; the ensuing appeal for rest implies that it was a suggestion to keep moving.

Exactly nine minutes, thirteen seconds into Revenge of the Sith, immediately following a series of ridiculously ineffective pacifistic suggestions, the last battle droid standing is slashed into pieces by a smiling Jedi Knight in an elevator.

Exactly nine minutes, thirteen seconds into Attack of the Clones, immediately following a series of disobedient asides from his Padawan learner, a Jedi Knight?s calculated hints toward responsibility are completely interrupted: ?What??

Exactly nine minutes, thirteen seconds into The Phantom Menace, immediately following a series of subliminal and slightly disconcerting video artifacts, a senator?s comically distorted hologram transmission to the Queen of Naboo is disrupted.

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I don't understand.