Employment opportunities in Antarctica.

Hello, I am here to tell you about some wonderful employment opportunities in Antarctica!


Nipple Factor Industries is currently hiring full-time technicians and data entry specialists.

Oh My God inc. is hiring part-time plumbers. Applicants must demonstrate ability to contort themselves in a questionable manner.

David Hasselhoff's staff is hiring roadies to help with his "South Pole Hip-Hop Hot Spot" concert on July 4.

Asdfjsldkfrjwveifasdiur is looking for dedicated individuals to make visual observations on a regular basis to determine if the glaciers are moving where they should be. Interested individuals must have experience with staring at ice and must possess infinite patience and their own shovel.


If you are interested in any of these jobs and think you have what it takes to be successful, call the number at the bottom of this message!

 

Are ther any openings for Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and Co. by any chance?

 

Not at the moment. However, they may be hiring circus clowns and light bulb changers in the near future.

 

I'd only be interested if there were openings at Frozen Solid Inc.

 

Frozen Solid inc. is currently under investigation by the LMNOP.

 

Really? I hadn't heard about that. Oh well, and I heard they were a good company to work for...

 

Only if you're interested in Parcheesi and other unmentionables.

 

how might one obtain these jobs?

 

David Hasselhoff's staff is hiring roadies to help with his "South Pole Hip-Hop Hot Spot" concert on July 4.

Mr. Hasselhoff requests that in future he is referenced to only as "Hassle the Hoff." The Hoff thanks you for your cooperation, and may send you a signed t-shirt if he feels like it.

 

Fill out an application. You can pick up applications at any Baskin Robins.

 

Even with the best in clothing, a human can only survive 1 hour outside in Antarctica.

 

Nipple Factor Industries is currently hiring full-time technicians and data entry specialists.


What kind of 'data' is entered?

 

Guess.

 

Data for 18-35 year old women?

 

That would be one category, yes. But all people and animals will be accounted for and recorded.