Fun Explain a film plot badly.

Examples

FBI seeks aid from foodie in attempt to catch the tooth fairy.

 

lol twitter

 

Stuff happens, roll credits.

 

Acid trip.

 

Ra's al Ghul attempts to restore balance in 1940's Germany, drama ensues.

 

Retarded guy meets famous people, runs fast.

 

Atom bomb survivor goes on a rampage in Tokyo.

 

White guy reminds his fellow ne'er-do-well's that a "Dead ****** storage" sign isn't placed in the front of his house.

 

This thread could easily be retitled "Jabba-wocky summarizes popular films."

 

A talking, walking doll wishes to be a child's best friend through supernatural means.

 

Guy owns a piano bar in North Africa. Doesn't get the girl.

 

Nothing's going well for Guy!

 

Samuel L. Jackson mutters funny & insightful words.

 

Son of olive oil tycoon learns the true meaning of family.

 

Talking animated animal loses parent(s), makes good regardless.

 

Angelina Jolie's boobies think they're Indiana Jones.

 

stranded botanist uses kids toy to make a collect call home to ask for a ride.

 

Serpents are stranded in an airborne craft, and fight back against deadly humans.

 

Stuck-up girl refuses to free slaves.

 

Hungarian nobleman leaves his native land for England to receive treatment for rare blood condition

 

Orphan leaves foster home with crazy hermit, befriends gay robot couple, snogs his sister and kills his father. Oh, yeah, turns out he wasn't an orphan... Sorry, spoiler alert.

 

Old man lures teenage boy into his shiny silver sports car. Hits 88mph and shenanigans occur.