Famous People on the Toilet

Neville Chamberlain - "I have in my hand a piece of paper"

Rolf Harris - "Can you tell what it is yet?"

Gandalf the Grey - "Back to the shadow!"

AmazingB - "My pant are tight!"

 

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My cat's breath smells like catfood.

 

You never cease to amaze me, Paul.

 

Lady Macbeth "out out damn spot"
Dave Bowman "my god, its full of stars"

 

Elvis Presley: "Hunka-hunka burning cheeseburger!...Uh-oh!" *dies on the toilet*

 

General Jack D. Ripper- "It's a damn commie plot to steal our precious bodily fluids."

Princess Leia- "Into the shoot flyboy!"


~PAd

 

Homer "Ahhhhh!!! Yeaahhhhhhhhh!"

 

Austin Powers: "Who does Number Two work for?"

 

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Decide for yourself.

-sj loves kevin spacey

 

vader: " The force is strong with this one"


also:

Trinity: " No-one's done anything like this before"

 

George Lucas: This is the rough take of me on the toilet. A CGI bathtub, shower, sink, walls, and door will be added in later, as well as my clothes...

 

Yoda: Size matters, yes *grunt*

OBI-WAN: Use the FORCE Luke. Let it rip, Luke..

PADME: I truly...DEEPLY...Want you to come out! *GRUNT*


From LOTR:

SAM: You smell that Horrid stink?

FRODO: Yes, I smell it.

*ominus silence*

FRODO: I need to go to the bathroom.


*later*

SAM: Mr. Frodo-

FRODO: I know what I have to do Sam! I't my task...MINE! MY OWN! *Grunt* I wish this had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

GANDALF: So do all who have smelled it.


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ARAGORN: *squeeze* It is a turd bred for one purpose. *grunt* To destroy the world of men.

 

Captain Kirk - Captain's log, stardate 4523.2

Sebulba - poodoo!

Jar-Jar - Ugh, poodoo!

George Lucas - I just figured out how to end Episode 3!

Scottie/Spock/Uhura - Klingons, sir!

Helen Keller -

 

These are hilarious people!!!

Yoda: Let it go young one, nothing good will come from you holding onto it.

Luke: But it's stuck! I think it's a dingle berry.

J&J

 

Guy from Highlander: There can be only one


-Mulacki

 

Alex Trabeck: (Jeapardy guy) What is.... THAT?

 

Luke: It's... too big.

 

Tyler Durden - It's only when you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.

Magnus Magnuson - I've started so I'll finish.

Mr T - I pity the fool, who has to pass you!

C-3PO - Hello, my obtuse friend.

Padme - Please don't look at me like that.

Gandalf - You...shall not...paaaaaaaaaaaass!

 

Ganner: NONE SHALL PASS!.....................


Curse you, constipation!

 

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?'"--Clint Eastwood

"I'll be back." -Arnold when done.

"The horror...the horror." - Marlon Brando

*Leia sees the Bathroom onboard the Falcon for the first time*
"You poop in THAT thing? You're braver than I thought."

"That which does not kill me, makes me stronger."- Friedrich nietzsche

 

LEIA: Would it helped if I got out and pushed?


LUKE: That's all right. I'd like to keep it
on manual control for a while.

 

Frodo: I cannot do this alone.

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Han Solo: I'm sure Luke wasn't on that thing when it blew.
Princess Leia: He wasn't. I can feel it.

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Wedge: One more pass...

 

REO Speedwagon: I can't fight this feeling anymore...

Han Solo: I don't care what you smell!...What a wonderful smell you've discovered!...I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

Anakin Skywalker (kissing Padme goodbye before heading to the toilet): I won't be long...

Cliegg Lars: She's been gone for over a month...

C3PO: But sir! I'm afraid that wouldn't be proper! It's against my programming to relieve human constipation!