Fat people in Star Wars!

Through alll the books and comics published over the years, not 1 of them has had an important human that was either overweight, fat, chubby, round, had celulite, or was basically not as skinny as calista flockhart. Now, people, I ask you, WHY?>!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!! WTF is up with ol' georgie and the gang? I mean, can't they be a little more realistic? Not every person in the GFFA is a supermodel! So, now im making the oficial petition to del rey and lucas to add fattys to their stories. Please help me fill this.

 

Lord Zsing!

 

Porkins. What about Jabba the Hutt?

 

Dude!!!

PORKINS!!!

Porkins was one of the most beloved characters in the GFFA!

 

Piggy was waif like?

 

Ploovo-Two-For-One, was obise IIRC.

 

in Hero's Trial it siad that Han had added a few inches to his waist, and in DJ it siad he had a "thicker" look.

 

HUMAN, HUMAN, HUMAN! Besides, porkins was never a beloved character! And im talking about heroes, not bad guys. Its real easy to put a fat villian, but what if luke weight 300 pounds? And chissdude? whose that?

 

Youngins, no respect for the old Del Rey years

 

the main humans are all sort of active and fit. they have to be to be jedi/fighters.
btw-Jacen got fat for a while.

 

he DID? when?

 

BFC Han said he was worried about him cayse he was getting chubby

 

Micah Giett - He's a Jedi Master.

 

fat people of the world unite,

It would be funny if a fat jedi and a thin sith fought, imagen chriss farly with a lightsaber. You know the fat guy from SNL.

 

Maybe in the Star Wars Universe they developed a magical weightloss pill =)

 

Too bad he's dead. Really funny dude!

 

right, it sucks he died. Someone else died from SNL during the same time, Do youk now

 

Phil Hartman. Funny dude too!

 

did he have a heart attack? Any1 seen beverly hills ninja? BTW, not all main characters are fighters: cighal (healer), gavrisom (politician), Pellaeon (admiral), etc.

 

Got high off crack and then had a heart attack. hartman's wife went suicidal and killed him as well as herself.

 

FATTY FATTY BOOMBALATTY!!!

Sorry, I don't really have anything of merit to add to this discussion, although I do like the topic and would really like to see some more overweight characters; particularly female characters, because there is such a standard on women looking rake-thin and beautiful, and I think that perception sucks.

 

Anyone used to watch news radio? AND, there are NO fat people in the GFFA!!!

 

Well we can all reserve our own opinions.

 

in what book did Han say this about Jacen? and how old was Jacen at the time?

 

Porkins rules! long live Porkins..........too bad he's dead and all.