Favorite Austin Powers Moments

My favorite moments are scenes that feature Dr. Evil usually. My two most favorite scenes are with Dr. Evil:

(1) Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery - Dr. Evil is overseeing the warhead that is about to be sent to the Earth's core. He goes to sit down on his chair and falls off, then stands up all manly like nothing happened.

(2) Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me - Dr. Evil is using his models of Earth, the Moon, and his ray machine to show everyone his plan. After awhile Number Two walks up with his opinions, which leads to Dr. Evil bouncing the Earth model off of Number Two's head. After the third time Number Two breaks down in tears. The timing was halarious

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when Elizabeth Hurley goes fembot on him at the start of II

 

"www.zipit.com" -Dr. Evil

 

When Dr. Evil told his life story in Pt I. It involved "meat helments".

 

"get in my belly"-Fat bastard

 

I have a ton. One in the last movie (AP2) was the following:

"We'll turn the moon into what I like to call a 'Death Star.'" - Dr. Evil

Classic.

 

Moleemoleemolee! Austin to the mole.

 

Almost everything Fat bastard says...esp. after the big long silence when he farts and then says "I farted."

I like it when Dr. Evil is trying to sit on his chair and it keeps spinning out of control and he says "Ok, getting a little afraid here...going to vomit"

 

In The Spy Who Shagged Me the funniest moment for me was when Austin is on the moon fighting with Mini-Me and the little guy bites Austin's groin and Austin starts slamming him against a pole.

But in general I think these movies are becoming progressively unfunny as each one goes by. I hope Myers stops making Austin Powers movies after this one and concetrates on other projects, like Dieter, because he's run this thing into the ground.

 

In The Spy Who Shagged Me

Austin: Vannessa was a Fembot!
Bassil: Yes, sadley we knew all along.

In Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Dr. Evil: I didn't spend 7 years in Evil Med. school to be called 'Mister' thank you very much.

Dr. Evil: I had the group liquidated, thy where becoming insolent.

 

This is kinda risque, but here goes, form AP2:

General: "It is a long smooth shaft. Complete with...."

Baseball umpire: "Two balls!"

 

"Open the frickin door!" Dr. Evil

"EEEE!!!" Mini Me





"Machine gun jubblies? How did I miss those?"

"It's called foreplay, Austin."

 

"Vanessa! You're a FEMBOT!!"
"No ****, Sherlock!" *ZAP!*

 

Hehe, from the new, Goldmember:

Okay, some might see this as a spoiler:















When Austin's behind the curtain with Mini-Me, and it looks like he's giving birth to Mini-Me. That whole doctor scene was great. Also the frist 10 minutes with all the cameos was hilarious.

 

International Man of Mystery:

When Austin is trying to drive the cart down the narrow hallway and gets stuck.

"Who does Number Two work for?"

Mostafa's death.

Austin and Vanessa running over the guy who just keeps on screaming.

The Spy Who Shagged Me:

The tent/silhouette scene.

The various names for male genitalia scenes.

Mostafa's encore performance.

Dr. Evil trying to be "hip" with the President.

Dr. Evil bouncing the rubber Earth off Number Two's head.

"We do not gnaw on our kitty."


I'll be seeing Goldmember sometime this weekend, so I'll add my favorite scenes for it at another time.

 

Put a bullet in this franchise!!

 

I just saw goldmember it was the best oen out of all three.

 

***spoilers***





Remember Austin talking about carnies in IMOM?

Well, in Goldmember, Michael Caine looks down, sees Mini-Me and says, "I thought I smelled cabbage"

"There are only two things I hate; intolerance for other cultures, and the dutch."